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Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

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My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

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Somebody needs to get my shit together.

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My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

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I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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Double chins are better than double faces.

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

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Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

Spotted on Reddit:

Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

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I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

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When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

Trending via Snapchat:

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

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“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

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Share →: Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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Who knew my annoying superpower would have such an affordable price tag? 💸😄🌐
4 weeks ago
Share →: Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

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I was hoping to ask them about their departure, exit satisfaction, and if they'd like more cat memes in the future! 😹📉
4 weeks ago
Share →: Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

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When it comes to home parking wars, it's tow away or the highway! 🚗💥😠
4 weeks ago
Share →: No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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When your email thinks it's playing hide and seek: challenge accepted! ✉️🔍😎
4 weeks ago
Share →: When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

Commentary:
"Why did the mosquito slap me and call it 'human karma'? 🤔🦟😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

Commentary:
"At my age, the only unnecessary noise I tolerate is my own snoring! 😴🔊 #TooManyDecibels #ExtraFriendsNotIncluded"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

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"Because it's auditioning for a drama series starring 'The Relentless Ringer!' 🎭📞😂"
1 month ago
Share →: I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

Commentary:
"Time for some revenge… blood-bank style! 🦟🩸 Scratch that, mosquitoes! 😆😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

Commentary:
"Just doing my part to keep romance in check. 😂🐺💔 Stay vigilant, lone wolf on duty! 🌊🚶‍♂️"
1 month ago
Share →: Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at you from my window.

Commentary:
"Surprise visits? More like surprise staring contests! 👀🏠😂"

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I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

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I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

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My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

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I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

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‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

Spotted on Discord:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Freshly posted on Discord:

8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

Live now on Snapchat:

When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

Trending via YouTube:

If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

Live now on Reddit:

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

Live now on Pinterest:

I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

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A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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