120 Funny annoyance quotes

• Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, bothering, call, customer, customer service, hang, hang up, hold, hold music, music, phone, phone call, purpose, quality, repetition, repetitive, service, sound, sound quality, stop

• Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, annoyed, driving, gasp, humor, husband, marriage, over, relationship, super, where, while

• Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, appliance, beep, feature, forever, kitchen, microwave, sound, timer

• Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

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  2 months ago

  aging, am, annoyance, annoying, getting, humor, i, just, observation, older, people, sarcasm

• The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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  2 months ago

  2, alarm, annoyance, apart, morning, none, person, room, roommate, share, sleep, someone, wake, wake up, worst

• Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, anticipation, emotion, ever, frustration, humor, know, pre-annoyed, sarcasm, someone

• How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, bite, bug, bug bite, consent, humor, i, insect, joke, mosquito, pest, tell

• Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, anywhere, bug, bugs, choose, face, fly, fly into face, flying, flying bug, humor, insect, nature, right, still, want

• I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

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  2 months ago

  anger, annoyance, breathing, daily, daily routine, frustration, got, hate, humor, i, know, list, lot, mad, me, routine, sarcasm, sigh, someone, something, yesterday

• Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, bite, humor, insect, mosquito, relationship, season, summer

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