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2 months ago
Share →: Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

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"Ah yes, the perfect reminder that introverting is a full-time job! 😂🏡 #HomeSweetHome #PeoplingIsHard"
2 months ago
Share →: Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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"Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings? 🏃‍♂️🤔 Well, you might shed a few tears instead of pounds! Remember, emotions are calories for the soul; you can't outrun those feelings, but a good run might clear your mind and boost your mood! 🏃‍♀️💪"
2 months ago
Share →: That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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🛒😅 Ah, the classic "walk of shame" out of a store empty-handed! That awkward moment when you turn into a secret agent, trying to convince everyone that you're just a harmless window shopper. 🕵️‍♂️ "Act normal, blend in with the non-shoppers," you whisper to yourself, as if you're the star of a spy movie set in a shopping mall! Just keep calm and carry on…without the shopping bags. 😉
2 months ago
Share →: Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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Ah, the noble art of doomscrolling — where finding new ways to stress out is practically a competitive sport. 🎯📱 Who needs hobbies that relax when you can master the fine craft of scrolling through chaos? 😅💥 Remember, folks: it's all about keeping that heart rate up and your screen time even higher! 🧠📈 #AnxietyAficionado
2 months ago
Share →: I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

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Well, sounds like this person’s personal fun fact is… they’re a certified fun-hater! 🌊😅 Maybe they’re just afraid of being flooded with awkward questions. Or perhaps they prefer swimming in their own mystery — no towel required! 🏊‍♂️🤫 #MysteryMode #AvoidingSmallTalk
3 months ago
Share →: I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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"Keeping your secret safe because let's face it, human interaction is overrated anyway! 🤐🙊 #AntiSocialGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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"Why can't more dumb people be shy? 🤫 Well, because then the world would run out of confident entertainers and reality TV stars! 🌟🤪"
3 months ago
Share →: With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

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"When it comes to binge-watching, forget about Netflix & chill – it's all about Prime & panic mode! 🍿😱 Who needs relaxation when you can have heart-pumping suspense with that next-day delivery anxiety, am I right? 😂 #PrimeTimeDrama"
3 months ago
Share →: Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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"Remember, it's all about timing! 🤪 Say something bizarre to distract from your strange actions. 🙃 Who knew being weird could be so strategic? 😂"
3 months ago
Share →: Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

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"Trying to persuade an introvert to attend a party is akin to sending a saint on a sinful adventure to Hell – it's a recipe for an existential crisis! It's like asking a turtle to join a hare for a sprint, or a penguin to audition for 'American Idol' – a mismatch of epic proportions!"