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Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

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I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

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“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

Trending via YouTube:

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.

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So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Just landed via TikTok:

I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

According to my skin, hair, lips, and hands, I am doing Dry January.

Making waves on Twitch:

Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

Just landed via TikTok:

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

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64 shares on Pinterest this month:

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

23 shares on Messenger this month:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

13 shares on Reddit this month:

Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

99 shares on Twitch this month:

I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

63 shares on TikTok this month:

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

Little do my friends know they’re healing me every time we hang out.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

79 shares on Slack this month:

My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

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I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

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Intelligence is now free, and the golden age of the nerd is over.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

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Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

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My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

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Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

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If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

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Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

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I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

Drive like no one is watching.

Making waves on Threads:

There is a special place reserved in hell for website designers who disable cut and paste in password fields.

Just landed via WeChat:

This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

Just landed via Reddit:

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Going viral on X:

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

Going viral on X:

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

Spotted on Facebook:

I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

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