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Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.
I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.
I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?
Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.
Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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5 months ago
Share →: Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

Commentary:
"Oh no, a mustache mix-up in time travel? That's one hairy situation! 😂🕰️👶 #MustacheMayhem"
5 months ago
Share →: Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: the real baby is inside all of us! 🙈 Don't worry, we're all just big babies in this crazy game of life, trying to navigate through adulting with the grace of a newborn learning to walk. 😂 #AdultingFail"
5 months ago
Share →: Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

Commentary:
Babies crying on planes: the ultimate protest against becoming in-flight meals! 🍼✈️ Don't worry little ones, you're on the menu for attention and cuddles, not for the airplane dinner service! 😄#BabyProblems #FlyingDilemma
5 months ago
Share →: I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

Commentary:
"I guess you could say handling an avocado pit isn't exactly a seamless process, let alone delivering a baby! 🥑👶 Who knew that one slippery pit could be the ultimate preparation for the miracle of life? 😅 #AvocadoSkills"
5 months ago
Share →: Enjoy the time between diapers!

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet spot between diaper duty and teenage drama – embrace it like a champ! 🚼⏳💪 Don't worry, soon enough you'll be reminiscing about the days of diaper changes and sleepless nights. #ParentingAdventures"
5 months ago
Share →: Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Commentary:
"Podcasts are like babies – some people are just better off admiring them from a safe distance 👶🎙️ Just because you can produce one doesn't mean you should unleash your 'adorable' creation on the world! 🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

Commentary:
"Who needs a red flag when you can command the whole red carpet with sass and style! 💃🏼✨ Strut your stuff, darling, you're the star of the show! 🌟 #RedCarpetReady"
5 months ago
Share →: How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

Commentary:
"Seems like there's no shortage of big babies around here, but the stork must be on a sabbatical! 🍼👶😂 Maybe we need a crash course in adulting for better birth rates! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

Commentary:
"👶🛒 Are we talking about a baby or a rebellious fashionista here? This little one is set on making a statement with bare feet. Who needs shoes when you're this cute anyway? Step aside, Cinderella! 👠😂 #NoShoesNoProblem"
5 months ago
Share →: I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've got a real case of 'phantom baby syndrome' here! 🤰🏻👻 Must be all that food baby growing in there. Time for a make-believe check-up! 😆 #ImaginaryPregnancyProblems"