Funny bell quotes

• Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

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  6 days ago

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• My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.

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  6 days ago

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• Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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  1 week ago

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• Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

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  1 week ago

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• If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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  3 weeks ago

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• My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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  3 weeks ago

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• “A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

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  3 weeks ago

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