24 Funny button quotes

• Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

  ---

  4 weeks ago

  button, fake, guy, humor, joke, lightning, synchronization, thunder, weather

• I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

  ---

  4 weeks ago

  button, creativity, guy, humor, inventor, irony, procrastination, sleep, snooze, snooze button

• I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

  ---

  1 month ago

  bullshit, button, computer, convenience, every, humor, i, internet, irony, just, keep, love, me, signed, signed in, straight, website

• Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

  ---

  1 month ago

  button, convenience, humans, humor, intro, inventor, skip, skip intro, technology, understanding

• Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

  ---

  1 month ago

  button, dickhead, door, easier, fall, floor, frustration, humor, life, much, push, thinking, trap, trap door, wishful, wishful thinking

• My mirror needs a screenshot button.

  ---

  1 month ago

  button, humor, mirror, needs, reflection, screenshot, self-image, technology, vanity

• Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

  ---

  1 month ago

  button, cat, every, humor, keyboard, laptop, nap, pet, should, technology

• If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

  ---

  1 month ago

  activity, belly, belly button, brain, button, humor, nose, push, quirky, same, screenshot, silly, time

• I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

  ---

  1 month ago

  button, freeze, having, humor, i, issues, just, meetings, need, network, productivity, remote, remote work, screen, technology, where, work, Zoom

• Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

  ---

  1 month ago

  advice, button, elevator, express, express function, function, funny advice, humor, note, secret, speed, thing

All funny button quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌