Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut. Posted on2 hours ago
Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier. Posted on2 days ago
I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need. Posted on2 days ago
I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste. Posted on3 days ago
Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack. Posted on3 days ago
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.” Posted on4 days ago