26 Funny buying quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

  Commentary:
  Shipping charges? Never heard of them—I'm too busy unlocking *free delivery* levels with my new skills in girl math! 💁‍♀️🛍️📦

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

  Commentary:
  When you realize your bookshelf has more TBR than books you've actually read 📚🤔 #BookCollectorInDisguise

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  6 days ago

  Share →: My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

  Commentary:
  Cart collector in training 🛒😂 Just call me the window shopping champion! 🏆✨

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

  Commentary:
  "When your heart skips a beat because your toaster has a bagel button! 🥯✨ #AdultLifeGoals"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

  Commentary:
  🌊😆 "Jetskis: The ultimate ride-or-die! Either way, you'll have a splash!" 🚤💦

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  2 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

  Commentary:
  🛒😅 Ah, the classic "walk of shame" out of a store empty-handed! That awkward moment when you turn into a secret agent, trying to convince everyone that you're just a harmless window shopper. 🕵️‍♂️ "Act normal, blend in with the non-shoppers," you whisper to yourself, as if you're the star of a spy movie set in a shopping mall! Just keep calm and carry on…without the shopping bags. 😉

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your best friend is adulting while you're mastering the art of popcorn consumption! 🍿🏠 Just remember, you're building a solid foundation of snacking skills for the future! 😉

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the struggles of living that high-rolling life filled with necessities like housing and food! 🤑🏠🛒 Who needs savings when you've got a roof over your head and a stocked fridge? 💸🥩 #FirstWorldProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic origin story of every shopaholic! Who knew that the innocent school book fair would be the gateway to a lifelong struggle with unnecessary purchases? 🛍️💸 Just imagine the classroom vibes turning into a shopaholic's paradise. Be warned, folks, those book fairs are a slippery slope into a world of impulse buys and overflowing closets! 😂 #ShopaholicInTraining"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Buying more things equals less money in the bank! 💸💸 Who knew, right? Someone call the financial experts! 📉😂 #ShopTilYouDrop"

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