39 Funny buying quotes

• It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

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  13 hours ago

  buy, buying, buying decision, decision, humor, i, Labubu, least, reflection, tough, tough year, year

• Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

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  3 weeks ago

  buying, Christmas, holiday, honesty, i, least, liar, present, presents, relationship, single

• If buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing.

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  3 weeks ago

  buying, humor, ownership, owning, piracy, pirating, stealing, wordplay

• “I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

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  3 weeks ago

  brothers, buying, entertainment, entertainment industry, evolution, evolve, future, gill, humor, industry, living, matter, Netflix, none, once, start, underwater, warner, Warner Brothers

• “I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

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  3 weeks ago

  buying, Christmas, holiday, humor, i, myself, present, presents, procrastination, self-gift, shopping, stage, start, where

• It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

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  4 weeks ago

  9, age, always, buying, child, humor, matter, money, old, road, road trip, should, snack, snack buying, snacks, spending, travel, trip, unsupervised, year

• I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

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  1 month ago

  am, buying, care, happier, happiness, i, love, me, much, myself, peace, retail, retail therapy, self, self-care, shopping, therapy, things, works

• Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

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  2 months ago

  alien, buying, car, event, humor, imagination, imagine, new, superhero, unexpected, unexpected event

• First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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  2 months ago

  buying, celebration, firework, fireworks, first time, high five, humor, i, ID, me, ones, picked, right, salesman, sure, time, wink

• Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

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  2 months ago

  boost, buying, credit, credit score, debt, finance, food, food stamp, grocery, humor, management, money, money management, score, shopping, should, stamp

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