23 Funny buying quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

  Commentary:
  "When your heart skips a beat because your toaster has a bagel button! 🥯✨ #AdultLifeGoals"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

  Commentary:
  🌊😆 "Jetskis: The ultimate ride-or-die! Either way, you'll have a splash!" 🚤💦

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  2 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

  Commentary:
  🛒😅 Ah, the classic "walk of shame" out of a store empty-handed! That awkward moment when you turn into a secret agent, trying to convince everyone that you're just a harmless window shopper. 🕵️‍♂️ "Act normal, blend in with the non-shoppers," you whisper to yourself, as if you're the star of a spy movie set in a shopping mall! Just keep calm and carry on…without the shopping bags. 😉

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your best friend is adulting while you're mastering the art of popcorn consumption! 🍿🏠 Just remember, you're building a solid foundation of snacking skills for the future! 😉

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the struggles of living that high-rolling life filled with necessities like housing and food! 🤑🏠🛒 Who needs savings when you've got a roof over your head and a stocked fridge? 💸🥩 #FirstWorldProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic origin story of every shopaholic! Who knew that the innocent school book fair would be the gateway to a lifelong struggle with unnecessary purchases? 🛍️💸 Just imagine the classroom vibes turning into a shopaholic's paradise. Be warned, folks, those book fairs are a slippery slope into a world of impulse buys and overflowing closets! 😂 #ShopaholicInTraining"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Buying more things equals less money in the bank! 💸💸 Who knew, right? Someone call the financial experts! 📉😂 #ShopTilYouDrop"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

  Commentary:
  "Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid 🥛💰… Yes, I'll take 10 of those ridiculously priced items. Who needs savings when you've got the charm of an old-timey dairy worker? 💁‍♀️🐄 #ShoppingLikeIts1889"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

  Commentary:
  "Asking a bookworm if they'll finish their books before buying more is like asking a chef if they'll finish cooking all the meals in their recipe book before trying a new one. Let's not insult their literary appetite! 📚🐛 #BookwormCulture"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs expensive gifts when you have family drama to entertain you? 🎁💥 Let the battle of wills begin, and say goodbye to that holiday shopping list! 😂👊"

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