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32 Funny buying quotes

Funny buying quotes bring a burst of laughter to the sometimes serious world of shopping πŸ›οΈπŸ˜‚ Whether you’re a savvy saver or a spontaneous splurger, these witty lines will have you chuckling while you checkout πŸ’ΈπŸ€ͺ Get ready to smile through your shopping spree and see buying in a whole new, hilarious light! πŸŽ‰πŸ›’

In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

Posted on4 months ago

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

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