223 Funny call quotes

• Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

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• Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

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• Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

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  adulting, call, communication, even, humor, making, motivation, phone, phone call, procrastination, responsibility, want

• Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

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• The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.

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• In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

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  awkward, awkward moment, bodily, bodily function, call, elevator, everyone, function, humor, i, mating, moment, noise, silence, silent, stomach, whale

• Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

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  babe, bro, call, communication, friend, hiss, humor, slang, snake, snakes

• Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

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  am, call, cat, conversation, head, hello, household, humor, i, joke, me, phone, phone call, prank, speaking, telemarketer

• Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

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• I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

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  always, call, case, decide, friend, friends, humor, i, interlude, joke, leave, musician, need, phone, phone call, voicemail

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