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12 Funny chase quotes

Funny chase quotes πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨ bring a burst of laughter to those moments when life feels like a wild pursuit! Whether you’re chasing dreams, friends, or just the last slice of pizza πŸ•, these witty lines capture the hilarious chaos of the chase. Get ready to smile, giggle, and maybe even sprint after some fun with these clever and playful sayings! πŸ˜‚βœ¨

β€œI’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t mind pulling your cart β€” I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

Posted on6 months ago

I want the dreams to chase me for once.

Posted on6 months ago

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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