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Funny chase quotes

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

4 weeks ago

I want the dreams to chase me for once.

4 weeks ago

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

2 months ago

Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

3 months ago

Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

3 months ago