Funny chase quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

  Commentary:
  "Guess it's time to update the resume to include 'Professional Office Gymnast' 😂🏃‍♂️🦋 #ZoomiesUnleashed"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

  Commentary:
  "Chasing the carrot and getting a free ride? Talk about multitasking! 🤔🥕🚜"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

  Commentary:
  "Exercise? More like 'exit!' If I'm sprinting, it's less 'fit life' and more 'fight or flight!' 🏃‍♂️💨😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the only thing faster than a dog sprinting after you is my sarcasm chasing after your bad jokes! 🐕🔥😂 But hey, at least my chasing skills won’t leave you panting… unless it's from laughing too hard! 😄🎉

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs pepper spray when you’ve got a built-in escape plan? 🏃‍♂️ Just remember, when running from a murderer, I don’t have to be the fastest… just faster than you. 😂 #SafetyFirst"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I want the dreams to chase me for once.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a bold twist on the chase game – turning the tables on dreams! 🌠 It's about time they do some legwork, right? Who knows, maybe they'll be so eager to catch you that they'll trip over their own clouds! ☁️😂 #DreamChaser"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a gym membership when you can just sprint after the ice cream truck for your cardio workout? It's the perfect motivation to stay fit and indulge in a sweet treat at the same time – talk about killing two birds with one ice cream cone!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

  Commentary:
  "Bravery is all fun and games until you meet a determined goose on a mission! 🦢😂 #GooseGotMeShook"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like this person's blood pressure meter is also their "hoe-ometer"! 🤣📈 Guess it's all about self-care and keeping those stress levels low, even when the temptation is high! 💁‍♂️ #HealthFirst #NoHoeChasing

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