Funny quotes chewing

Funny chewing quotes

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

2 weeks ago

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

3 months ago

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

3 months ago

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

3 months ago

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

3 months ago

I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

3 months ago

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

3 months ago

Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

3 months ago