12 Funny chewing quotes

• Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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  2 hours ago

  chewing, comfort, family, home, humor, loud, loud chewing, technology, where, Wi-Fi, wifi

• The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

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  14 hours ago

  activity, chewing, dependence, humor, snack, TV, volume

• I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

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  2 days ago

  around, attitude, badass, casual, casual attitude, chewing, confidence, enough, humor, never, self-image, toothpick, toughness, walk

• Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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  1 week ago

  better, chewing, conducting, doing, electrical, electrical wire, grounded, humor, i, joke, parenting, properly, pun, son, wire

• Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

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  1 week ago

  acorn, chewing, energy, humor, just, misconception, nature, powerline, show, squirrel, squirrels, thing

• My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

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  1 week ago

  activity, chewing, dog, game, humor, i, joke, pet, play

• I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

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  1 week ago

  chewing, coworking, distraction, everyone, guy, guys, humor, job, office, office humor, pretty, space, sure, work, workplace

• If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

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  1 week ago

  chewing, divorce, hear, humor, i, marriage, moved, sound, states, still, wife

• Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

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  2 weeks ago

  chewing, distraction, food, humor, me, murderer, priority, tell

• Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

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  2 weeks ago

  advice, before, chewing, hard, humor, life, listen, marriage, relationship, rest, someone, sound, sounds, soundtrack

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