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Funny chewing quotes 🦷😄 are the perfect bite of humor to brighten your day! Whether you’re a gum enthusiast or a snack chomper, these witty lines will have you chewing over laughter in no time. Get ready to snap, crackle, and pop with chuckles that make every chew a little more entertaining! 🍬😂 #ChewOnThis

New funny chewing quotes 👇

4 days ago
Share →: I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

Commentary:
Eating is my top skill on LinkedIn 😋🥐📅
2 months ago
Share →: Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the modern dream: strong Wi-Fi and silent snacks! 🏠📶🤫🍿"
3 months ago
Share →: The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

Commentary:
"Looks like this TV volume control is directly tied to the chewing rhythm! 📺🍿 #MakesTotalSense"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

Commentary:
Don't worry, not everyone can pull off the toothpick swagger like a cowboy in a wild west movie. 🤠 Keep rockin' your own style – maybe start with a grilled cheese sandwich in hand instead! 🧀🤪 #ChewingMySnackNotToothpick
6 months ago
Share →: Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Commentary:
Looks like your son tried to find a "shocking" new hobby! ⚡️ Good call on grounding him – let's hope he doesn't get too "amped up" in the future! 🔌😄
6 months ago
Share →: Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

Commentary:
"Ah, so that's the real reason why squirrels can't resist those powerlines! 🐿️⚡️ Who knew they were secretly charging up for their next high-voltage adventure! 😂🌰 #SquirrelSecrets"
6 months ago
Share →: My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

Commentary:
🐶🎾 Playing "What Are You Chewing On Now?" with your dog sounds like a never-ending mystery game! Just when you think you know the answer, your furry friend throws a plot twist and starts investigating your belongings too. It's a cute tug-of-war where the prize is often a half-eaten slipper or a mysterious object from under the couch. Who knew swapping chewing objects could be this entertaining and unpredictable! Just another day in the life of a pet parent
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's got the crucial role of head chew-sician 🍬😂 Who knew chewing could be a full-time gig at a coworking space! Bet his job title is "Chief Chewing Officer." 😋👨‍💼 #LivingTheDream
6 months ago
Share →: If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

Commentary:
Oh, the sound of marital chewing – reaching across state lines and beyond! 🗣️🍽️ It's like a crunchy, munchy symphony that refuses to fade away. 🎵👂Talk about a love/hate relationship with snacks…and spouses! 💔😂
6 months ago
Share →: Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

Commentary:
"Life lesson of the day: prioritize your chewing over potential murder alerts. 🍴🔪 #SafetyFirst #HungryNotDead"