Funny construction quotes

I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I've never seen a McDonald's or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I didn't know that Rome wasn't built in a day. I wasn't on that job.

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025