Funny quotes construction

Funny construction quotes

I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

3 months ago

Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

3 months ago

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

3 months ago

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

3 months ago

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

3 months ago

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

3 months ago