Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you. Posted on5 hours ago
After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me. Posted on20 hours ago
When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle. Posted on22 hours ago
Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer? Posted on3 days ago
I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach. Posted on3 days ago
I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair. Posted on5 days ago5 days ago