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17 Funny cup quotes

Funny cup quotes are the perfect way to spice up your morning brew ☕️😂 Whether you’re sipping solo or sharing laughs with friends, these witty words add a splash of humor to every sip. From clever puns to cheeky one-liners, they turn any ordinary cup into a smile-inducing conversation starter 🎉😄 Get ready to brighten your day, one funny cup quote at a time!

When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

Posted on6 months ago

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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