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12 Funny cup quotes

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025
I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I'll be drinking straight from the pot.

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you're enjoying a hot cup of tea.

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
I'm so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025