20 Funny cup quotes

• Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

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  14 hours ago

  acceptable, casual, casual wear, coffee, coffee cup, comfort, cup, daily, daily routine, day, holding, humor, norm, pajama, pajamas, relaxation, routine, social, social norm, socially, wear

• When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

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  20 hours ago

  coffee, coffee cup, cup, daily, daily life, dishwasher, humor, just, life, open, parent, routine, skincare, skincare routine, steam

• There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

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  21 hours ago

  beverage, clumsiness, coffee, cup, fear, full, hand, morning, nothing, sneeze, spill

• Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

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  1 day ago

  beauty, beauty routine, bikini, bikini wax, coffee, cup, humor, morning, need, routine, schedule, thing, wax

• Leaving my apartment for two weeks, but leaving a single cup in the sink as a gesture to continuity upon my return.

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  1 week ago

  absence, apartment, continuity, cup, gesture, humor, leaving, return, routine, single, sink, upon, weeks

• I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.

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  4 weeks ago

  beverage, Christmas, cup, forgetfulness, forgot, holiday, humor, i, max, milk, Pepsi, Pepsi Max, Santa

• How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, beverage, caffeine, coffee, cup, daily, daily intake, day, every, humor, intake, morning, morning routine, ok, pretty, question, routine, sure

• Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

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  2 months ago

  bezos, contrast, cup, fly, humor, i, jeff, Jeff Bezos, jet, jets, lid, lids, luxury, private, private jet, recycling, Venice, wedding, yoghurt, yoghurt lid

• I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

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  2 months ago

  car, coffee, coffee cup, cup, feeling, funny idea, humor, i, idea, interaction, lonely, me, morning, people, quirky行为, social, social interaction, top, wave

• I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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  2 months ago

  chair, chaos, childhood, cup, high, high chair, humor, independence, just, parenting, power, sippy, sippy cup, throwing, toddler

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