83 Funny dark quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, talk about taking 'being the life of the party' a bit too literally! 😅🔎🚔 #PlotTwist"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we're carpooling to the hot spot! 😈🔥 #HellMates"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My plan is to die young as late as possible.

  Commentary:
  "Forever young, but not a minute early! 🕒😎👴"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

  Commentary:
  "Good point! 😅 Otherwise, iceberg lettuce would have a whole new meaning❄️🥗 #HistoryWithPlotTwists"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

  Commentary:
  Haha, now that's what I call a strong password! 💀🔒😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, so that's why Mondays feel like a glitch in the matrix! 😅🔧🚀"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

  Commentary:
  "Modern parenting: test-driving kids like they're on a 30-day return policy 😂👶🔄"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

  Commentary:
  "Switching a white screen is like an accidental trip to the beach without sunglasses! 😎🌞 #EmbraceTheDarkSide"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

  Commentary:
  "When I see a white screen, I reach for sunglasses like a vampire at sunrise. 🧛‍♂️🕶️ #DarkModeAddict"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

  Commentary:
  "When your existential crisis takes a coffee break ☕😅 #LivingInDenial"

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