284 Funny dating quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

  Commentary:
  "True! 🔥 At least I can still bask in the warmth… from far away! 😅🌡️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: my soulmate is a ghost and we've been playing hide-and-seek forever! 👻🔍💔"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a roadmap to romance… with a few potholes! 🚗❤️🗺️ #LoveIsAJourney"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

  Commentary:
  "When you’ve mastered the ancient art of 'Stare-a-fu', but forgot your bravery potion at home. 🥺👀✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

  Commentary:
  "When your partner's having a meltdown, it's your turn to hold the ice cream and the tissues! 🍦😢😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

  Commentary:
  "When asking your girl what's wrong is the real investment risk. 🕵️‍♂️📉💸"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

  Commentary:
  "Better bring a lifejacket just in case! 🚣‍♂️😂 #SafetyFirst"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

  Commentary:
  "Are we there yet? Because I see Margaritaville on the horizon! 🍹🚗😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

  Commentary:
  "Sending him wishes for gravity to work overtime! 📱💥😂 #KarmaInAction"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

  Commentary:
  "When Tinder can't deliver, it's time for a GPS malfunction at Starbucks! ☕️🔄😂"

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