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- I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.
- Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.
- Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?
- The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
- If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.
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- There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.
- A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.
- If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.
- I’m only dead on the outside.
- I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.
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