34 Funny depression quotes

• Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

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  2 months ago

  around, depression, feel, harmonica, hear, humor, me, music, self-expression, skills, working

• Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

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  2 months ago

  cure, depression, financial, financial freedom, freedom, happiness, health, humor, joke, mental, mental health, million, money, thing, wealth

• Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

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  2 months ago

  autumn, back, change, clock, clock change, clocks, daylight, daylight saving, depression, fall, forget, health, humor, joke, mental, mental health, saving, seasonal, seasonal depression, set, time, weekend

• Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

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  3 months ago

  being, crazy, depressed, depression, effect, fat, gain, health, help, humor, just, medication, mental, mental health, oh, pill, psychiatry, side, side effect, weight, weight gain

• Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

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  3 months ago

  48, boredom, depressing, depression, evening, ever, feeling, mood, most, Sunday, time, weekend, why

• Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

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  3 months ago

  class, depression, ever, gone, i, just, regret, relatable, school, skip, skip class, student

• The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

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  3 months ago

  ally, apathy, awareness, current, current event, depressing, depression, event, fascism, follow, genocide, i, news, people, say, too

• Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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  4 months ago

  back, cool, depression, ever, got, health, humor, inspiration, life, mental, mental health, motivation, recovery, sex, spark, worst

• I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

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  4 months ago

  am, bad, bad mood, beautiful, beautiful day, behavior, better, compulsive, compulsive behavior, day, depressed, depression, dwell, dwelling, humor, i, inside, irony, mood, sarcasm, sit, sitting, sitting inside

• Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

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  5 months ago

  depressed, depression, emotions, ever, except, health, humor, life, mental, mental health, most, sadness, self-deprecation, times

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