67 Funny desire quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

  Commentary:
  "Achieving spiritual enlightenment one shopping spree at a time! 🛍️🧘‍♂️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

  Commentary:
  "When they see me, I want them to wobble like a Jenga tower 😂🧡 #KneesPlease"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

  Commentary:
  🌊😆 "Jetskis: The ultimate ride-or-die! Either way, you'll have a splash!" 🚤💦

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

  Commentary:
  "When your laugh echoes like a Disney villain's cackle 🏰😆🔊 #DreamBigOrGoHome"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

  Commentary:
  "Too much garlic? Nah, that's just spicy love in the kitchen! 🧄💖🔥 #GarlicGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

  Commentary:
  "When being nice gets mistaken for a love spell… I guess my Hogwarts letter finally came! 🎩✨😉 #KindnessMagic"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal dilemma of human existence: To work or to nap, that is the question. 🤔💤 Who needs productivity when you can have a cozy blanket and a good snooze, right? 😂 #NapQueen #DecisionsDecisions"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

  Commentary:
  Ah, camping: where you exchange the comfort of your bed for the thrill of battling the elements with nothing but a flimsy tent and a bag of marshmallows. ⛺️🔥 Brace yourself for the inevitable post-camping blues, where you find yourself longing for bug bites, burnt s'mores, and the great outdoors… until you remember the lack of hot showers. Let's just say, camping may leave you questioning your own sanity, but hey, at least it

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless negotiations of life – who knew that the price of a soul could be measured in snacks rather than gold coins? A tempting offer indeed, with an insatiable appetite as the driving force behind all soulful transactions. Bon appétit, dear soul-seekers, bon appétit!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if the shoe fits… buy it in every color! It's not a shopping spree, it's a practical solution to a sizing problem."

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