12 Funny disguise quotes

• Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

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  4 hours ago

  celebration, costume, disguise, going, Halloween, humor, invisible, Invisible Man, man, party, year

• Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

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  14 hours ago

  disguise, fake, fake mustache, humor, just, Monday, mustache, Tuesday, weekday

• I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

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  2 months ago

  cause, disguise, emotional, emotional pain, exercise, heat, humor, i, jogging, love, pain, sweat, tear, tears

• I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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  2 months ago

  act, advice, around, comedy, confidence, disguise, embarrassment, etiquette, face, farting, funny tips, humor, humor advice, just, key, loud, natural, people, prank, quick, social, social etiquette, tips

• Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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  2 months ago

  comedy, coping, disguise, due, emotions, hide, humor, laughter, pain, personal, personal reasons, reasons

• Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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  2 months ago

  agreement, comedy, custody, custody agreement, disguise, doubtfire, family, favorite, favorite movie, film, humor, movie, mrs., Mrs. Doubtfire, parenting, violation

• I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

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  2 months ago

  am, blessing, disguise, expectation, frustration, honesty, humor, i, ready, sick

• I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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  2 months ago

  asleep, disguise, driving, humor, i, joke, knows, nobody, safety, sunglasses, wear

• If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

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  3 months ago

  bourbon, cup, disguise, drinking, enjoying, fun, hot, humor, meeting, occasionally, social, tea, think, Zoom

• I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

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  3 months ago

  appearance, clothing, confusion, disguise, dressed, easily, grandmother, guy, humor, i, irony, me, sheep, spot, wolf

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