Funny dragon quotes — Wordgag ツ

The dragon with the girl tattoo.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

2 months ago2 months ago

If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

2 months ago2 months ago

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

4 months ago4 months ago

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

4 months ago4 months ago

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

6 months ago6 months ago

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

Feb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

Jan 25, 2025

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Jan 21, 2025