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Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

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Shared recently on Reddit:

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

Just landed via Messenger:

Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I only drink when I people.

Breaking via Telegram:

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

Going viral on Instagram:

Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via LinkedIn:

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

Just landed via Facebook:

I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

Just shared via Slack:

I love you to the refrigerator and back.

Seen just now on Slack:

I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

Making waves on TikTok:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Spotted on Snapchat:

Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

Making waves on Slack:

I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

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