Funny dragon quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

  Commentary:
  "Well, that's one way to make a mythical mess! 🐉💩😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, demand a dragon instead! 🐲🍋 #UpgradeTime"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when you can have a dose of adventure and a dragon to sort out your troubles? 🐉✨ Who knew mythical creatures had healing powers too? 🤣 #DragonTherapy"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

  Commentary:
  "Better watch out, folks! 🔥🐉 Looks like someone's determined to make a fiery entrance into the dragon-slaying business! Time to toast some marshmallows and prepare for the epic showdown! 😂🔥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to declutter is like embarking on a quest to slay the dragon of excess…only to end up cuddling with it instead 🐉✨ Who knew that hoarding could be so cozy and comforting? #DragonDenDeclutterFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

  Commentary:
  "Taking a break from swiping left and right to await my knight in shining armor…or perhaps just a humble farmer with a trusty donkey 🐴🐉 #MedievalLoveStory #NoMoreSwipeLife"

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