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Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

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15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Spotted on Pinterest:

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

Shared recently on WeChat:

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

Shared recently on Slack:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

Just landed via Facebook:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Going viral on Twitch:

Social media may have been a mistake.

Just shared via TikTok:

Talking to the stars because people suck.

Seen just now on Threads:

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

Freshly posted on X:

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

Seen just now on Threads:

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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73 shares on Reddit this month:

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

40 shares on Telegram this month:

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

76 shares on Threads this month:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

58 shares on Snapchat this month:

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

91 shares on Telegram this month:

As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

Source??? Pattern recognition.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

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Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

18 folks are currently checking 👀

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

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USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

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Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,906

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

Spotted on X:

Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

Just landed via Reddit:

I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

Trending via Reddit:

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

Making waves on WeChat:

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

Freshly posted on X:

I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

Trending via Instagram:

There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

Live now on Messenger:

Friends with consequences.

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