21 Funny drugs quotes

Funny drugs quotes are here to tickle your funny bone while keeping things light and cheeky 😂💊 Whether it’s clever wordplay or witty observations, these gems turn serious topics into smiles 😜✨ Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening your day—get ready to laugh out loud and see a lighter side of life! 😆🌈

21 Funny drugs quotes - I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV sho…

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV sho…

Commentary:
Well, in today's world, the real gateway drug might just be Netflix! 📺💊 Just remember, binge-watching can be addictive too. Stay strong in the face of those persuasive plot twists and peer pressures! 🙅‍♂️ #JustSayNoToBadTV

21 Funny drugs quotes - Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabb…

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabb…

Commentary:
"Me trying to pronounce prescription drug names be like: 'Oh, Qdilrox, my old friend!' 🤔💊 Definitely feels like they're playing a game of Scrabble with a twist! 🧩😂"

21 Funny drugs quotes - Captain America taught me that I just need to take performa…

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performa…

Commentary:
Well, that's certainly one way to sum up Captain America's influence 🦸‍♂️💊… Or you could just stick with being kind, courageous, and fight against evil the old-fashioned way! 😉 Remember kids, say no to drugs and yes to heroism!

21 Funny drugs quotes - I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drug…

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drug…

Commentary:
"Ah, the irony of parenting – you think you're going to drop some insightful life lessons on your kids, only to realize they're already living those lessons! 🤪🍻 Just when you thought you had it all figured out… Parenting: making you question everything since forever! 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️"

21 Funny drugs quotes - I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in ye…

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in ye…

Commentary:
"Riding a bike after years be like: 'Is this how Lance Armstrong did it? I need some of whatever he's having!' 🚴‍♂️💊 Just wait until the world sees your comeback in the Tour de Suburbia!"

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