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I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

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Every day we get closer and closer to Idiocracy coming true.

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I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

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I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

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Broadcasted on Discord:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

Breaking via Reddit:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

Live now on Messenger:

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

Making waves on WeChat:

I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

Shared recently on WeChat:

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

Shared recently on Telegram:

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

73 Funny education quotes

Funny education quotes bring humor to the journey of learning and teaching. 📚😆 From witty remarks about classroom experiences to playful jabs at study habits, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of education. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun moments that come with the pursuit of knowledge! 📚😆

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I love when people say, “In college, I wrote a paper on…” as if that holds any academic merit.

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When I feel stupid, I like to remind myself that I got my bachelor’s degree without ChatGPT.

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Study international relations and political science if you watch the news and think, I’d like this to make me even more depressed.

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A degree in international law is about as real as a degree in Dothraki.

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Glad I didn’t really waste any time studying international law, seeing as how it is fake and meaningless.

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Deleting university to focus on Twitter.

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University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

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Duolingo does everything except actually teach you the language.

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Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?

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If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.

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18 shares on Snapchat this month:

Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

78 shares on Messenger this month:

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

89 shares on Slack this month:

Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

69 shares on Messenger this month:

Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

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My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

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Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

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Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

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Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

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People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

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Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

No plans and no pants kind of day.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Does anyone play Trivial Pursuit anymore, or did it retire with the encyclopedias?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

Spotted on Reddit:

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

Going viral on Slack:

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

Making waves on Telegram:

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

Making waves on Telegram:

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

Breaking via Instagram:

Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

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