44 Funny education quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

  Commentary:
  When grammar goes rogue, you're just one apostrophe away from an existential crisis! 💩📚😅

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

  Commentary:
  When your math skills are as useful as a chocolate teapot 🤔📚🍫

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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  Commentary:
  "Me: A walking dictionary, but with Wi-Fi! 😂📚🔍 #WordNinja"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

  Commentary:
  "When you can't get hired, at least you've got the license to think about it deeply! 🧠💼😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

  Commentary:
  "Because sometimes student loans double as therapy bills! 🎓😂 #EmotionalSupportTuition"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

  Commentary:
  "Graduated with a degree in surviving school! 🎓😅 #HonoredAndRelieved #BarelyMadeIt"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Your future doctor is relying on ChatGPT to survive med school, so you might wanna lay off the junk food before they mix up your prescription with their grocery list! 🍔👩‍⚕️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

  Commentary:
  Well, rumor has it that Mr. Pepper graduated from the prestigious 'Spicy University' with a major in Savory Studies and a minor in Hot Topics! 🌶️🎓 #SpiceUpYourEducation

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  4 months ago

  Share →: People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, we've got some online detox wizards over here! 🧙‍♂️ Turning off the screens and suddenly they're dropping wisdom like they've graduated from the University of Adulting 101. 😂 Who knew the 'unfollow' button had all the answers? 🤔 #MaturityLevelUp"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

  Commentary:
  "If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class… because at least I'll feel like eternity passed in those 60 minutes! ⏳➕✖️ #MathForever"

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