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38 Funny education quotes

Funny education quotes bring humor to the journey of learning and teaching. 📚😆 From witty remarks about classroom experiences to playful jabs at study habits, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of education. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun moments that come with the pursuit of knowledge! 📚😆

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

2 weeks ago

And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

3 weeks ago

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

1 month ago

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

1 month ago

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

1 month ago

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

1 month ago

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

1 month ago

My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

1 month ago

They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

1 month ago

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

2 months ago

A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

2 months ago

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

3 months ago

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

3 months ago

We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

3 months ago

Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

3 months ago

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

3 months ago

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

3 months ago

A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

3 months ago

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

3 months ago

You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

3 months ago