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Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Going bananas on Reddit:

We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

Just shared via Telegram:

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

Spotted on Messenger:

“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

Making waves on Messenger:

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Going viral on Reddit:

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

Just landed via Threads:

Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

Spotted on Telegram:

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

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20 shares on Telegram this month:

Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

55 shares on Facebook this month:

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

52 shares on Discord this month:

Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

67 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

34 shares on X this month:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

91 shares on Reddit this month:

Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

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At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

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Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

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Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

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Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

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I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

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Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,486

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

We need a slur for people that use AI.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

Spotted on TikTok:

I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

Just landed via Discord:

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

Making waves on Threads:

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Shared recently on Slack:

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

Breaking via Reddit:

You’re my least favourite notification.

Just shared via Instagram:

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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