Funny estate quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew 'paranormal activity included' was a selling point? Time to ask for that ghostly rebate! 👻🏚️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between wanting to be goth and wanting to own a fabulous real estate portfolio…🦇🕸️ Who needs acceptance and friendship when you can have ominous creaks and cobweb-filled corners instead? 😂 #GothGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like hell is the next hot real estate market 🔥🏠 Better start scouting for that perfect lakeside condo 😉 Who knew eternal damnation could be so lucrative? 💰 #HellboundInvestments"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the secret to increasing home value was simply keeping anger at the door 🏡🚪? Looks like peace, love, and a dash of humor are the real estate hot commodities these days! 😆 #HappyHomeHappyLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

  Commentary:
  "Who ya gonna call? 🚫👻 Imagine the Yelp reviews on that: 'Great location, spacious rooms, but the ghost in the attic is a bit too chatty for my liking.' 😂🏠 #HauntedHouseHunting"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 🤣 Well, technically you might not end up owning a bank, but hey, you could definitely be the designated neighborhood mortgage guru! 💸💼 Just imagine, hosting reverse mortgage seminars from your own living room in a house that's practically a bank vault! 🏦💰 Who knew homeownership could come with a side hustle! 😂 #MortgageMastermind

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

  Commentary:
  "Looking for some killer deals, huh? Better watch out for those cults, they might have some 'killer' estate sales planned! 👀💰 Just make sure you don't accidentally sign up for their next pyramid scheme… or pyramid tomb? 🏛️😂 #EstateSaleGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

  Commentary:
  Well, considering how fast gossip spreads faster than the speed of light in the landlord world, I'd say give it about 10 seconds 😂🕰️🏘️ Good luck with your speedy home-selling escapades!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs ghosts when you've got real estate prices haunting you like a specter? 👻💸 Better bring some holy water and a good mortgage deal when house-hunting! 🏠💰"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the bittersweet reality of dreaming big and living small! 🏠💭 Who needs walls when you've got imagination, right? 😅💸 #DreamHouseGoals"

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