Funny quotes estate

Funny estate quotes

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

2 months ago

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

2 months ago

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

2 months ago

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

3 months ago

So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

3 months ago

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

3 months ago

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

3 months ago

A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

3 months ago

Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

3 months ago