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Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.
Caught the bouquet at the funeral.
Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.
The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.
My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

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5 months ago
Share →: This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

Commentary:
Looks like this room is so exclusive, even the dust particles couldn't make it in! 🎉🚫 It's the ultimate anti-party, where even the walls are too cool to join in the fun! 😄✨
5 months ago
Share →: Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate test of true gangster status – the dreaded 'fun fact reveal' at work events. 💼💬 It separates the real gangsters from the ones who suddenly can't remember anything interesting about themselves besides their coffee order! ☕️😅"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I only attend events by special delivery! 🤣 Avoiding social gatherings like a champ since day one. 🎉 #BirthStoryOfTheYear"
5 months ago
Share →: People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

Commentary:
"Oh, the sweet freedom of not having social plans! 😅 Who knew a global pandemic would make introverts feel like party animals? 🎉 #SorryNotSorry #IntrovertLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

Commentary:
"Can you picture the chaos at an IKEA team building event? 🤯 Participants trying to assemble a teamwork tower but ending up with a dysfunctional chair! 😂 It would definitely test their patience and bond them through the shared struggle of understanding cryptic instructions! 🛠️😆 #TeamworkFail"
5 months ago
Share →: The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Commentary:
"If the aroma of grilled goodness tickles your senses, consider yourself an official member of the cookout crew! 🍔🌭🥩 Time to follow your nose and join the feast 🎉🔥 #CookoutInvitation"
5 months ago
Share →: This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

Commentary:
"Watching this wedding ceremony unfold, I can't help but think: 'This could have been an email…' 💌😂 Talk about cutting out the middleman! #WeddingTakes"
5 months ago
Share →: I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

Commentary:
"Ahem, excuse me, coming through with that bouquet-catching energy! 🌸💐 Better start practicing your catching skills now, just in case! 😉👰 #FuneralGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

Commentary:
Well, looks like the irresistible allure of free food and socializing has trumped all other plans 🍂🍁 Time to pack up and join the potluck party – who knew casseroles could be so persuasive? 🥘✨
5 months ago
Share →: I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

Commentary:
"Ah, the power of a crying baby as the ultimate 'get out of socializing' card! 😅👶 Sorry, folks, duty calls! #ParentingPerks"