358 Funny ever quotes

• People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

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  city, city life, ever, humor, interaction, invitation, know, let, life, me, NYC, people, social, social interaction

• If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

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  cheating, ever, feel, forgive, humor, just, people, relationship, remember, sarcasm, stupid

• Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

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  3 weeks ago

  bed, bedtime, best, combo, comfort, ever, getting, literally, relaxation, routine, self-care, shower

• Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

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  ever, good, good news, humor, irony, negativity, news, withholding

• (Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

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  conversation, ever, every, flirting, humor, question, single, thing, thought

• Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

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  3 weeks ago

  book, celebrity, ever, humor, kelce, longer, music, prenup, read, reading, relationship, sports, swift, taylor, Taylor Swift, travis, Travis Kelce

• Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

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  3 weeks ago

  asking, ever, going, height, humor, man, men, question, ragebait, tall, trolling, wish

• At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

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  3 weeks ago

  change, dealing, discussing, ever, frustration, grocery, grocery store, health, humor, i, layout, mental, mental health, next, session, shopping, store, therapy, trauma

• Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

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  depressed, depression, emotions, ever, except, health, humor, life, mental, mental health, most, sadness, self-deprecation, times

• I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

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  born, born tired, death, die, ever, exhaustion, humor, i, lying, tell, tired

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