382 Funny every quotes

• I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

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  5 months ago

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• It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

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  5 months ago

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• Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

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  5 months ago

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• Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

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  5 months ago

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• Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

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  5 months ago

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• The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

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  5 months ago

  bisexual, confusing, confusion, every, frequency, humor, once, relationship, sexual, term, twice, week

• My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

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  5 months ago

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• On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

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  6 months ago

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• We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

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  6 months ago

  celebration, end, every, fashion, holiday, humor, need, summer, sundress, woman, women

• Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

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  6 months ago

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