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Ah, the elusive 'Couch Potato' pose β a true test of flexibility and balance for those of us dedicated to the ancient art of TV watching π§ββοΈποΈ Remember, it's all about finding inner peace… and the right channel!
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- If you eat well and exercise, youβll die fit.
- Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.
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- About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.
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Looks like their team building strategy was to build relationships with the help of some liquid courage! π₯ Who needs trust falls and trust exercises when you can bond over a few drinks instead? π #HappyHourTeamBuilding -
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Isn't it disappointing that all that insanity doesn't even come with a free gym membership? π€ͺπͺ Maybe the key to weight loss is just a little bit of crazy! Who needs HIIT workouts when you've got mental breakdowns, am I right? π -
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Looks like that exercise routine really stretched the limits of motivation! ποΈββοΈπ¦ Better luck next time, or maybe just switch to "yo-gonna-eat-that" instead. π #ExerciseStruggles -
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"Off to the gym to sweat out my demons and get that exorcise! πͺπ #FitnessGoals #DemonsBeGone" -
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"Who needs a fitness tracker when your friend selection criteria already includes a built-in speed test? πββοΈπΆββοΈ Because surviving a nature walk shouldn't turn into a sprinting competition… unless you're up for the challenge! π²π #FitnessGoals #SpeedTest" -
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"Who said fitness couldn't be cheesy? π§πͺ Crunching on those delicious Cheetos is definitely a cardio workout for your taste buds! π #FitnessGoals" -
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"Ah, sledding – the exhilarating thrill of zooming down a snowy hill, followed by the not-so-fun cardio workout of trudging back up! βοΈπ· Who knew that winter sports came with a built-in leg day? π #SleddingStruggles" -
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"Who knew lunch could be both delicious and a workout at the same time! πͺπ₯ͺ Let's make sure we do enough 'lunches' to balance out all those real lunches we enjoy! π" -
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"New year, old year, who's keeping track anyway? π€·ββοΈ Here's to resolving to eat better and exercise…eventually! ππͺ #2023Goals"
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- Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.
- Running feels great until you compare it to not running.
- Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.
- Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?
- Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?
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