181 Funny exercise quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew getting my daily dose of 'exer-fries' would be this delicious? 🍟🏃‍♂️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

  Commentary:
  "Sign me up for the Olympic Bra-thlon! 🤼‍♀️🏆😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

  Commentary:
  "Exercise? More like 'exit!' If I'm sprinting, it's less 'fit life' and more 'fight or flight!' 🏃‍♂️💨😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

  Commentary:
  "Fueling my workout with the power of past regrets and questionable life choices! 😂💪 #FlashbackFitness"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

  Commentary:
  "Proof that my workout motto is 'Why sweat when you can just pet the dog?' 🐶😅 #NoPainAllGain"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

  Commentary:
  "Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings? 🏃‍♂️🤔 Well, you might shed a few tears instead of pounds! Remember, emotions are calories for the soul; you can't outrun those feelings, but a good run might clear your mind and boost your mood! 🏃‍♀️💪"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the age-old question of fitness enthusiasts everywhere! 💪📺 It's like a never-ending cycle of buying exercise videos in the hopes that maybe this time, this workout will be the magical one to transform us into fitness gods and goddesses! 🧘‍♂️🏋️‍♀️ Just remember, the true workout starts when you actually press play! 😉 #FitnessStruggles"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you've got a full gym membership in procrastination, agility in jumping to wrong ideas, and strength in testing patience! 🏃‍♂️⏰🤪 Keep up the "training"—you're definitely building some serious life muscles! 💪😂

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

  Commentary:
  Wow, talk about getting in a full workout during a good cry session! 💪😭 Looks like we've found a new form of exercise – emotional fitness! Who needs a gym when you've got a good tearjerker movie? 🎥💦 #FitnessGoals #WorkoutInTears

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Pilates – the workout so intense, it even has biblical origins! 💪🙏 Who knew getting those abs of steel could be so… divine? 😂 #HolyGains"

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