Funny first time quotes

• It’s our first time on Earth, so why are you a life coach?

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  6 days ago

  advice, coach, confusion, Earth, experience, first time, humor, life, life coach, new, new experience, time, why

• I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

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  6 days ago

  air, air fryer, appliance, cooking, discovery, feel, fire, first time, fryer, humor, i, just, kitchen, modern, modern appliance, time, tonight, used

• First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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  1 week ago

  buying, celebration, firework, fireworks, first time, high five, humor, i, ID, me, ones, picked, right, salesman, sure, time, wink

• Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

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  1 week ago

  bad, calamari, comparison, ever, experiment, first time, food, food experiment, humor, joke, life, life joke, marriage, maybe, next, time, try, trying, trying food, unexpected, unexpected comparison

• Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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  1 week ago

  around, experience, first time, humor, just, life, living, observation, realization, time

• About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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  2 weeks ago

  activity, enjoy, film, first time, fun, fun activity, i, movie, Tenet, time, watch

• Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

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  2 weeks ago

  awkwardness, communication, every, first time, humor, i, self-awareness, sounds, speak, talk, time, trying

• I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

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  2 weeks ago

  change, changes, control, convenience, everything, first time, humor, i, myself, observation, remember, remote, saw, technology, thought, time, universal, universal remote

• I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

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  3 weeks ago

  again, desire, first time, humor, i, irony, meet, past, people, time, walk

• Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

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  3 weeks ago

  crazy, discovery, every, first time, humor, literature, oh, origin, page, quote origin, reading, Shakespeare, time, where

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