Funny first time quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

  Commentary:
  That’s when you know your backyard barbecue just became a NASA launch event! 🚀🎆😄

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

  Commentary:
  "Calamari tried and survived… marriage, here I come! 🦑💍🤣"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

  Commentary:
  🤔💭 Ah, the age-old realization that we're all just beginners at this whole "life" thing. It's like we're all just tourists exploring the wild world of adulting together! 🌍🌟 #JustBeginners #LifeNoobies

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  6 months ago

  Share →: About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, heading into the mind-bending labyrinth of Tenet for the first time, are we? 🌀 Brace yourself for some reverse entropy shenanigans and Nolan-esque confusion – good luck deciphering time inversion! 🕰️ Remember, understanding Tenet is like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded… in reverse. Enjoy the brain workout! 🤪🍿 #WelcomeToTheTwistZone"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, sounds like your vocal cords are throwing a surprise party for your tongue every time you speak! 🎉🗣️ Practice makes perfect, unless you're going for the quirky first-timer vibe! 😉 #SpeakLouderConfidence"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

  Commentary:
  🤖 "Ah, the universal remote control – the magical wand that grants us power over our TV kingdoms! It's like holding the keys to a whole new world of laziness and convenience. Say goodbye to the days of hunting down multiple remotes like a lost expedition leader!" 📺🔮

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet temptation of a redo! 🔄 Just strolling by like 'Oh, sorry, I missed you there the first time…and the second time, and the third time…' 😂 Who wouldn't love a chance to make a memorable non-memorable first impression? 🚶‍♂️💨"

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