Funny girl quotes

Funny girl quotes highlight the humor and charm of female experiences and perspectives! 👩‍🦰😂 From witty observations about everyday life to playful remarks on girlhood, these quotes capture the lighter side of being a girl. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun moments that make life uniquely entertaining! 😄💁‍♀️

Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

Funny Quotes May 7, 2024

I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Funny Quotes November 24, 2023

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

Funny Quotes October 17, 2023

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Funny Quotes October 17, 2023

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

Funny Quotes October 3, 2023

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

Funny Quotes October 2, 2023

Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

Funny Quotes September 28, 2023

Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

Funny Quotes September 23, 2023

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Funny Quotes September 23, 2023

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023