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55 Funny girl quotes

Funny girl quotes highlight the humor and charm of female experiences and perspectives! πŸ‘©β€πŸ¦°πŸ˜‚ From witty observations about everyday life to playful remarks on girlhood, these quotes capture the lighter side of being a girl. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun moments that make life uniquely entertaining! πŸ˜„πŸ’β€β™€οΈ

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025
Adult friendships are like, β€œhey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Adult friendships are like, β€œhey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025
Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That's because elephants never forget.

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Girls know how to flirt until it's with someone they actually like.

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I'm over here like "I love food".

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like β€œI love food”.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him 'best friend'.

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him β€˜best friend’.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025