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Funny girl quotes
May 7
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: Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.
Nov 24
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: I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.
Oct 17
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: I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.
Oct 17
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: If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.
Oct 3
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: I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.
Oct 2
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: Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.
Sep 28
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: Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.
Sep 23
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: Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.
Sep 23
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: Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.
Sep 22
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: If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.
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