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We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

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Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

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The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

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Going viral on Twitch:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Going viral on Messenger:

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

Spotted on Instagram:

Human hibernation should be a thing.

Making waves on Facebook:

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

Just landed via Telegram:

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

Seen just now on Slack:

The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Trending via Threads:

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

Just shared via Reddit:

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

Breaking via YouTube:

The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

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Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

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Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

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It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

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I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

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Going viral on Twitch:

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

Trending via Slack:

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

Broadcasted on Discord:

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

Going viral on Messenger:

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

Shared recently on Threads:

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

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