127 Funny girl quotes — Wordgag ツ

Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

2 days ago2 days ago

Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

2 days ago2 days ago

Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

3 days ago3 days ago

Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

5 days ago4 days ago

It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.

6 days ago6 days ago

The dragon with the girl tattoo.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

1 month ago1 month ago

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

1 month ago1 month ago

A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

1 month ago1 month ago

Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

2 months ago2 months ago

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

2 months ago2 months ago

Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

2 months ago2 months ago

God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

2 months ago2 months ago

What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

2 months ago2 months ago

As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

2 months ago2 months ago

Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

2 months ago2 months ago

Girls are perverts when they like you.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

2 months ago2 months ago

Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

2 months ago2 months ago