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Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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531 this month

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15,124

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17,272

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Making waves on Discord:

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

Making waves on Snapchat:

“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

Just landed via Slack:

I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

Just shared via WhatsApp:

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

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161 Funny girl quotes

Funny girl quotes highlight the humor and charm of female experiences and perspectives! 👩‍🦰😂 From witty observations about everyday life to playful remarks on girlhood, these quotes capture the lighter side of being a girl. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun moments that make life uniquely entertaining! 😄💁‍♀️

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If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?

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Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

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You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

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Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

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A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

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The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

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Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

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Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

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I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

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62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

31 shares on Threads this month:

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

73 shares on Instagram this month:

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

31 shares on Discord this month:

I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

75 shares on TikTok this month:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

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I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

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From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

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Y’all shivering in this cold cause them Shein jackets made outta paper towels.

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As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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My favourite thing about waking up at ridiculous o’clock is the solitude.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Just shared via Discord:

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

Just shared via X:

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

Seen just now on Reddit:

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

Making waves on Slack:

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Going viral on YouTube:

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

Just landed via Reddit:

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

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