74 Funny girl quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.
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  2 months ago

  View →: “You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.
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  2 months ago

  View →: “You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.
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  2 months ago

  View →: “Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.
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  2 months ago

  View →: “You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.
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  2 months ago

  View →: For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”
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  3 months ago

  View →: Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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