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60 Funny girl quotes

Funny girl quotes highlight the humor and charm of female experiences and perspectives! 👩‍🦰😂 From witty observations about everyday life to playful remarks on girlhood, these quotes capture the lighter side of being a girl. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun moments that make life uniquely entertaining! 😄💁‍♀️

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

6 days ago

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

2 weeks ago

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

2 weeks ago

Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

2 weeks ago

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

2 weeks ago

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

3 weeks ago

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

4 weeks ago

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

1 month ago

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

1 month ago

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

1 month ago

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

1 month ago

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

1 month ago

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

1 month ago

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

1 month ago

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

1 month ago

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

1 month ago

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

1 month ago

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

1 month ago

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

2 months ago

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

2 months ago