143 Funny give quotes

• Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

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  2 months ago

  family, food, frustration, give, give in, humor, just, kids, over, parenting, repetition, snack, throw, yelling

• Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one.

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  2 months ago

  chance, dating, fairness, give, humor, i, irony, man, me, men, ugly, ugly man, ugly woman, unfortunately, woman

• If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

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  2 months ago

  day, eat, fish, fishing, give, hell, house, humor, independence, man, relationship, Saturday, teach, weekend, yourself

• There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

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  3 months ago

  anonymous, anonymous gift, charity, gift, gift giving, give, giving, know, money, people, person, philanthropy, post, rich, rich person, should, website, where, wish, wishes

• Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

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  3 months ago

  anger, frustration, give, humor, joke, just, me, minute, rage, rage room, relief, room, stress, stress relief

• Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

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  3 months ago

  back, chance, give, humor, i, love, me, meeting, met, never, night, regret, relationship, sarcasm, take

• Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

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  4 months ago

  airfare, expense, expensive, give, going, humor, joke, just, me, plane, plane ticket, ride, ticket, tickets, transportation, travel, why

• Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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  4 months ago

  education, fun, give, humor, irony, job, jobs, people, prank, sarcasm, study, unemployment

• Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

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  4 months ago

  beautiful, beauty, creativity, give, home, just, phrase, poem, sometimes, whole, writing

• Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

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  4 months ago

  attitude, call, constipated, expression, give, humor, i, indifference, me, shit, slang

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