129 Funny God quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Looks like even the gods are on a coffee break when it comes to dealing with us mortals! ⚡️☕️😅

  asked, ChatGPT, dead, frustration, God, grok, humor, i, irony, joke, lightning, me, prayer, supernatural

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Two beers in and suddenly discovering divine beauty – is this how angels look, or do I just need new glasses? 🍻😇👓

  alcohol, attraction, beer, beers, God, humor, intoxication, looks, perspective, realization, realize

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you've unlocked the divine art of selective hearing! 🙉✨

  dating, existence, girlfriend, God, humor, humorist, irony, love, me, needs, neglect, only, relationship, sarcasm, something, treats, unrequited, unrequited love

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Maybe snakes are just God's way of keeping us on our toes! 🐍🤔 #DivinePranks"

  divine, explain, God, humor, irony, love, religion, skepticism, snakes, us

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Time travelers be like: 'We found your embarrassing 2012 post! 😅🤦‍♂️ #DigitalArchaeology #BraceForImpact'"

  back, digital, digital footprint, embarrassment, footprint, God, humor, media, nostalgia, oh, online, online embarrassment, past, past posts, posts, privacy, share, social, social media, social media humor, somebody, something, sometimes, think, timeline

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the infamous 'man flu'—nature's way of leveling the playing field! 😂🤧👶"

  childbirth, cold, empathy, feel, gender, gender humor, God, humor, know, men, perspective, relationships, women

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Guess it's God's way of saying, 'Have fun while you're at it!' 😂🌟🍑"

  activity, divine, feel, fun, fun activity, God, good, humor, irony, meant, pleasure, procreation, religion, sex, why

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "When Cupid's on vacation, let's hope the lottery isn't! 💘➡️💸 #PlanB"

  comedy, God, humor, least, longing, love, me, millionaire, please, prayer, sarcasm, someone, want, wealth, wish

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Financial goal: Wallet of wonder, where blessings overflow like a leaky faucet! 💸🤲😄"

  aspiration, blessing, comedy, faith, financial, financial stability, generosity, God, humor, i, money, others, pockets, stability, stable, want

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "When you need expert-level advice, sometimes you just gotta call an emergency meeting with… yourself! 🤔🗣️😂"

  advice, expert, God, humor, i, sarcasm, seek, self-confidence, self-talk, talking, wit, yourself

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