28 Funny gone quotes

• The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

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  1 month ago

  cannon, change, death, dramatic, dramatic change, gone, good, good news, history, humor, hundred, irony, last, news

• If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

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  1 month ago

  context, fish, give, gone, humor, lesson, lose, man

• The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

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  1 month ago

  brain, delete, female, female brain, gone, humor, internet, memory, never, never gone, psychology, something, works

• A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

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  1 month ago

  9-5, 95, advice, fraud, gone, humor, hustle, job, life, life advice, little, only, side, survival, survive, work, world

• Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

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  1 month ago

  class, depression, ever, gone, i, just, regret, relatable, school, skip, skip class, student

• This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

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  1 month ago

  celebration, Christmas, date, gone, holiday, quick, surprise, time, tomorrow, year

• I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

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  1 month ago

  acceptable, angry, ball, choose, everyone, fast, fast internet, gone, hot, humor, i, internet, night, nocturnal, norms, quiet, shut, silence, sky, social, social norms, socially, sun, understand, why

• Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

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  1 month ago

  brother, gone, hogan, honor, Hulk, Hulk Hogan, humor, ripping, screaming, shirt, shirt ripping, shirts, stranger, strangers, tribute, wrestling

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