377 Funny good quotes

• Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

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  apology, communication, customer, customer service, fault, good, humor, interview, interviewer, job, job interview, me, sarcasm, service, skills, things, want, well, why, work, work skills

• Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

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  anyone, best, entertainment, follow, follower, fun, good, humor, literally, media, need, social, social media, thing, TikTok, time, video

• Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

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  big, compliment, cooking, family, flex, food, good, having, humor, mom

• A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

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  acting, behavior, food, french, French onion soup, good, humor, onion, pervert, soup

• Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

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  app, apps, best, communication, dating, dating app, good, humor, media, meeting, place, social, social media, soulmate, tweet

• I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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  alone, car, good, humor, i, moment, people, performance, private, private moment, self-expression, shower, sing, singing, wish

• Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

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  balance, before, care, cycle, education, good, health, humor, idea, life, mental, mental cycle, mental health, putting, self, self-care, stress, student, student life

• Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

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  always, clue, demographic, drawing, good, manga, series, woman, women

• I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

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  good, humor, i, problem creating, problem-solving, self-deprecation, shine, skill, skills, where, wit

• Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

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  charm, dating, flirting, good, humor, man, much, never, practice, too, trust

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