Funny greeting quotes

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Hawk o the mornin tuah

Hawk o the mornin tuah

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Most venomous snakes just make "Tsssss". But I know some that say "Hi".

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025