Funny greeting quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Can I come over and overstay my welcome?
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?
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  3 months ago

  View →: Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Hawk o the mornin tuah
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  4 months ago

  View →: If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Them: Good morning! Me: Where?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

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