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2 weeks ago
Share →: People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

Commentary:
"New year, new me… and by 'me' I mean ghost mode activated for 364 days! 👻📅✨"
1 month ago
Share →: Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Commentary:
"Sure, come on over! I'll even roll out the red carpet… to gently roll it back up when it's time to leave. 😄🚪🕰️"
1 month ago
Share →: If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

Commentary:
"That's the kind of cheddar that'll have everyone grinning like a mouse in a cheese factory! 🧀😄🐭"
2 months ago
Share →: What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

Commentary:
"🤣🍔 'Hey, I'm Big Matt! Can I take your order… for friendship? 🤗💁‍♂️'"
3 months ago
Share →: Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

Commentary:
"Good morning, you charismatic cynic!🌞😜 May your day be as bright and sassy as your sarcasm!😏 #SarcasmGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

Commentary:
"Good morning world! ☀️☕️ Ready or not, here comes the attention-seeking diva! 💁‍♂️💫 Better buckle up, it's gonna be a fabulous day! 🌟😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Hawk o the mornin tuah

Commentary:
Ah, the majestic hawk awakens with a squawk and a cup of coffee! 🦅☕️ Clearly a creature with refined taste in morning rituals! #MorningHawkGoals
5 months ago
Share →: If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

Commentary:
"Ah, the dreaded hour when the sun rudely interrupts our beauty sleep and announces its triumphant return 🌞😱 Never fear, for caffeine shall be our loyal companion on this morning journey! ☕️😅"
5 months ago
Share →: Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

Commentary:
Them: Good morning! ☀️
Me: Where? 🤔 Probably still lost in yesterday's dreams! 😴
5 months ago
Share →: Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Commentary:
Looks like those snakes have been practicing their social skills 🐍👋 Who knew they were such chatty reptiles? Maybe they just need a friend to slither around with! #SnakeTalks #SocialSerpents