Funny quotes guilty

Funny guilty quotes

Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

2 weeks ago

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

2 weeks ago

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

1 month ago

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

1 month ago

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

1 month ago

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

2 months ago

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

3 months ago

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

3 months ago