11 Funny guilty quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like we both deserve the Procrastination Gold Medal! 🏅😴📅

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  1 month ago

  Share →: At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

  Commentary:
  "When your guilty pleasure playlist becomes your main soundtrack 🎶😎 #NoLongerInDenial #MusicTakesTheGuiltOut" 🎧😂

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

  Commentary:
  "Therapist: 'How do you feel about monopolizing the session?' Me: 'Guilty, but also oddly accomplished. 🤷‍♂️💁‍♀️' Remember, it's called 'therapy,' not 'them-apy' for a reason! 😆 #SelfCenteredAndProud"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Rappers out here making us feel like we should've been sharing our dinner through the screen or something 😂. Sorry, didn't know I had to eat my spaghetti while holding my phone out for you, fam! 🍝📱"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Who knew that guilt could be such a powerful motivator for writers? Forget about writer's block, this is writer's guilt in full effect! 😅🖋️ Remember, it's not about how often you write, but how often you feel guilty about not writing. Time to embrace the guilt and put those creative juices to work…or at least feel bad about not trying!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

  Commentary:
  🍫 "Playing a real-life game of 'Hide and Seek' with my kids – except this time, the chocolate is the master of disguise! It's like a delicious treasure hunt in reverse…or maybe I just have exceptional snack-hiding skills! 😄 #parentingadventures"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the joy of having a music taste that's as unpredictable as the weather forecast! 🎶 One minute you're the DJ hero, introducing everyone to hidden gems, and the next you're the embarrassed party-goer praying no one finds out about your guilty pleasure playlists. 🙈 Who knew musical rollercoasters could be this entertaining! 🎵😄 #MusicalWhiplash"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

  Commentary:
  Don't be a criminal in the grammar world! Remember folks, punctuate or face the consequences – a never-ending sentence!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least you're consistent in your preferences – can't say the same for your moral compass or diet plan!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

  Commentary:
  "Whoops, looks like I had a 'snaccident' again! 🙈🌮 But hey, I was just practicing my crunches! 💪😂🍴"

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