Funny guilty quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.
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  2 months ago

  View →: You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
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  3 months ago

  View →: People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.
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  4 months ago

  View →: All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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