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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.
Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?
I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.
“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.
If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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3 months ago
Share →: I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

Commentary:
"Sending my thoughts your way so loudly, I'm worried you'll call the noise complaint hotline 🗣️🤔📞😄"
3 months ago
Share →: I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Commentary:
🤣💸 We all know the struggle of trying to resist the tempting call of Amazon Prime! Who needs food and shelter when you can have another package delivered, right? #RetailTherapy #ByeByeSavings
3 months ago
Share →: I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic transition from being cool to becoming an expert in complaining about noise levels! 🕺🤐 It's like a rite of passage into adulting where our ability to enjoy a loud party is overshadowed by our desire for peace and quiet. 🎉🔇 Who knew that one day our idea of fun would involve searching for the elusive "mute" button in real life? 🤪🔊 #AdultingIssues
3 months ago
Share →: I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joy of selective hearing in old age – the ultimate superpower! 🙉💪 Can't wait to conveniently 'miss' all those requests and responsibilities 😉👵 #SeniorCitizenPerks"
3 months ago
Share →: I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't focus on your words when your hoodie strings are throwing off the whole harmony! 🎶 #FashionOverFunction"
4 months ago
Share →: How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

Commentary:
"Waiting to hear back feels like a workout…minus the physical benefits 🏋️‍♂️💬 It might just be the newest addition to the fitness craze – the Mental Waitlifting Exercise! 💪 #ImpatientGainz"
4 months ago
Share →: I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

Commentary:
🦁🐱 "I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive." 🐾🤣 Oh, the complexities of being a fierce and delicate powerhouse all rolled into one fabulous package! Embrace your inner lioness with a touch of purr-sonality! 🌟 #RoarAndMeow #SassyAndSensitive
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

Commentary:
Hey there, friend! 🌟 Just a gentle reminder that Monday blues are temporary – you've got this! 💪 Remember, it's not the end of the world, it's just the start of the week! 😁 Keep calm and Monday on! 🚀 #MondayMotivation
4 months ago
Share →: Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Commentary:
"Job applications out here asking 'how did you hear about us?' 🤔 Oh, was it supposed to be a top-secret mission to find a job? 🕵️‍♂️😂 Maybe they're just testing our detective skills while we're desperately searching for employment! 🔍🕵️‍♀️ #JobSearchMystery"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

Commentary:
🌳🦅 "I'm not your dream woman. I'm more like the unexpected raven chorus in the forbidden forest – here to shake things up and keep you on your toes! Who needs dreams when you've got startled birds, am I right? 😂"