76 Funny hope quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

  Commentary:
  "May the ghost of Michael Jackson's iconic 'Hee-Hee' haunt your dreams with some moonwalking moves on repeat. 🌙👻🕺 Sweet dreams…or not! 😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

  Commentary:
  "If life gives you lemons, ask for chocolate! 🍫🔪 The ultimate sweet escape from the bitter end! 😄 #DeathByChocolateGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the secret to reaching NBA stardom might just be avoiding extraterrestrial competition? 🏀👽 Better start practicing those jump shots, just in case the aliens challenge us to a cosmic slam dunk contest! 🌌👾 #SpaceJam"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

  Commentary:
  "Ahem, excuse me, coming through with that bouquet-catching energy! 🌸💐 Better start practicing your catching skills now, just in case! 😉👰 #FuneralGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

  Commentary:
  "Friendship goals level: Ghost Mode 👻👯‍♂️ Who needs emojis for text messages when you can haunt people together for eternity? 🙌 #FriendshipGoals #SquadGhouls"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

  Commentary:
  🎉📋 Prepare yourselves for the most thrilling event of the weekend – an agenda reveal party! 🎉 Get ready to be amazed as I unveil my ambitious plans for the next few days – Netflix marathon, laundry mountain expedition, and the legendary battle against the ever-growing pile of dishes! 🍿🧺🍽️ Who needs fireworks when you have this level of excitement on the agenda? 😉 #AgendaRevealParty #WeekendGoals

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