205 Funny kids quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "I guess opposites really do attract… and then spend every family gathering trying to sync their calendars! 😂🗓️❤️"

  clueless, end, family, family life, humor, humor quote, kids, life, marriage, minute, organization, parenting, people, plan, planning, schedules, types

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When kids ask for a snack right as you sit down, they must have a PhD in Impossibletimingology! 🍪🕰️😅

  ask, asking, born, childhood, family, humor, kids, know, parenting, sense, sixth, sixth sense, something, time, timing, worst

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Clearly, Steve was meant to be a dog with CEO potential! 🐶👔 Meanwhile, Buddy and Rocket are just living their best superhero sidekick lives. 😆🚀👦"

  buddy, children, children names, dog, dog names, family, humor, kids, name, names, naming, people, pet, pet naming, rocket, steve

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic 'broccoli deception'—Oscar-worthy performances every meal! 🍔🥦😂"

  cheeseburger, choice, diet, eat, family, food, food choice, food preference, front, fruits, honesty, humor, humor quote, just, kids, knowing, life, means, parent, parent life, parenting, parenting struggle, preference, pretend, struggle, vegetables

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "When your kid has the psychic ability to detect yucky food from a mile away! 🥦🔮😆"

  before, behavior, child, child behavior, dislike, eater, even, food, food dislike, humor, kid, kids, knowing, parenting, picky, picky eater, superpower

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "When the mango's juicier than your gossip… 🤫🥭😂"

  activity, family, gentle, gentle parenting, hear, humor, kids, kids activity, making, mango, parenting, parenting humor, peeling, say, sure

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Toddler parents officially know more about Peppa Pig than current events! Tune in next for the weather report from Paw Patrol! 🐷📰🤣"

  breaking, child, child entertainment, entertainment, family, family life, getting, having, humor, kids, life, news, parenting, peppa, Peppa Pig, pig, toddler, wild

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Right?! If only adulting came with scream breaks. 🙃🎉😱"

  annoyance, frustration, hate, humor, i, kids, me, parenting, problems, public, real, sarcasm, scream, screaming, should

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Modern parenting: test-driving kids like they're on a 30-day return policy 😂👶🔄"

  back, dark, dark humor, humor, humorist, i, imagination, joke, just, kid, kids, looks, parenting, put, sarcasm, wish

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Name change? 😂 I better start posting more cat videos! 🐱📸 #DesperateTimes #FollowerFrenzy"

  family, followers, humor, joke, kids, last, media, name, parent, parenting, should, social, social media

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