Commentary:
Time to open those piggy banks and prepare for the world of adulting! π·π΅ #FinancialGuruInDiapers
203 Funny kids quotes
The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.
Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?
You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.
None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’
If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.
Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?
Kids donβt love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.
One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.
