107 Funny kitchen quotes

• That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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  3 weeks ago

  awesome, craving, desire, eat, food, fridge, happiness, kitchen, moment, open, snack, surprise, thing, wanted

• I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

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  3 weeks ago

  advice, expectations, family, house, i, kitchen, me, mom, new, organize, tell, wait, wrong

• I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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  3 weeks ago

  cooking, egg, eggs, fail, flip, food, food fail, going, humor, just, kitchen, kitchen mishap, mishap, okay, omelette, scrambled, scrambled egg

• I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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  3 weeks ago

  cabinet, humor, i, kitchen, morning, noise, pan, quiet

• Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

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  3 weeks ago

  bathroom, cleaning, cockroach, domestic, domestic life, everything, humor, husband, kitchen, life, prank, relationship, thought, today, yesterday

• Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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  3 weeks ago

  enemy, food, friend, friends, friendship, humor, keep, kitchen, rivalry, toast, toaster, wit

• My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

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  3 weeks ago

  behavior, dogs, f-word, floor, food, hear, humor, kitchen, pet, pet behavior

• I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

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  3 weeks ago

  condiment, cooking, exaggeration, food, humor, i, kitchen, know, love, much, sauce, seasoning, soy, soy sauce, taste, too

• I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

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  3 weeks ago

  cooking, cooking fail, drank, everything, fail, garbage, hand, hand towel, humor, i, kitchen, literally, over, right, shoulder, towel, understand, while, why, wine

• Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

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  3 weeks ago

  accept, acceptance, calm, chaos, clean, clean kitchen, cleaning, day, embrace, finished, household, humor, inner, inner calm, just, kitchen, laundry, laundry day, myth, truth

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