592 Funny know quotes

• Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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  2 months ago

  crisis, humor, impossible, know, life, middle, midlife, midlife crisis, ongoing, ongoing crisis, period, reflection, self, self-reflection

• There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

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  3 months ago

  anonymous, anonymous gift, charity, gift, gift giving, give, giving, know, money, people, person, philanthropy, post, rich, rich person, should, website, where, wish, wishes

• You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

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  3 months ago

  dog, end, friendship, humor, know, love, loyalty, pet

• I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

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  3 months ago

  actually, bonding, friendship, fun, humor, introvert, know, me, once, patience, personality, relationship, skills, social, social skills, time

• Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

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  3 months ago

  accident, accident humor, accidentally, blanket, clumsy, describe, face, fail, humor, i, know, life, myself, pull, punch, relatable, self-harm, trying, while

• We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

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  3 months ago

  adulting, chat, creative, employment, group, group chat, humor, insurance, know, needs, someone, underemployed

• Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

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  3 months ago

  ahead, doing, grammar, humor, joke, know, mistake, punctuation, semi-colon, semicolon, writing, wrong

• My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

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  3 months ago

  30, body, confusion, doing, exhaustion, humor, i, know, pretending, self-deprecation, tired, water

• If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

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  3 months ago

  awkward, contact, crush, ever, eye, eye contact, humor, i, imagination, interaction, just, know, much, social, social interaction, too

• You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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  3 months ago

  bad, compliment, encouragement, ever, humor, interaction, irony, know, met, people, person, resilience, social, social interaction, start, strength, telling

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