Funny laid quotes

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025