Funny quotes laid

Funny laid quotes

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

2 months ago

I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

3 months ago

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

3 months ago

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

3 months ago

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

3 months ago