Commentary:
Sounds like I need to reboot my biological software because Iโm still buffering on step one! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ค๐
Funny laid quotes
Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughโฆ
I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.
Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months aโฆ
Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of gettinโฆ
I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isnโtโฆ
I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.
Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.
โYouโre so funny!โ Thanks, I didnโt get laid in high school.
Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether youโre trying tโฆ
Commentary:
"Jewelry stores: Where you can conveniently express both your good intentions and your…not-so-subtle intentions ๐๐ #CoveringAllBases"
Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that diamonds are not only a girl's best friend but also a symbol of love and commitment? ๐โจ In ancient India, diamonds were believed to possess mystical powers and were used in battle to protect warriors! โ๏ธ๐ Whether for romance or friendship, these sparkling gems have always had a special place in hearts and history! โค๏ธ๐