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5 months ago
Share →: Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

Commentary:
"Who knew swapping shoes could bring so much joy! 🎳😂 It's like stepping into someone else's world… while trying not to step in something else too! 👟🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

Commentary:
🤣 "Ah, Aristotle, the OG parenting guru! Who knew his advice also doubled as a top-tier survival tip for dealing with tiny humans? 😂👶🗣️ Just imagine everyone in the household belting out a choir of screams to achieve immediate peace and quiet. It's like a symphony of chaos and tranquility combined! 🎶😱 Silence really is golden when you outnumber the screamers, right?"
5 months ago
Share →: 69 but we both just farting.

Commentary:
"Talk about blowing out the candles on the birthday cake! 🎂💨 Here's to keeping the romance alive in all its stinky glory! 😂💨 #RelationshipGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Commentary:
"Who knew all those childhood embarrassing moments and awkward family gatherings were actually preparing us for stand-up comedy stardom! 😂👶🎤 #ComedyGold #TheStruggleIsReal"
5 months ago
Share →: Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

Commentary:
Well, well, well! Someone's got jokes! 🤣 Who knew courtroom drama could be so entertaining? Your Honor better watch out – we've got a comedian in the house! 🎭
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

Commentary:
"Ah, the pain of a joke falling flat! It's like experiencing a comedy show with crickets as the only audience 🦗, or telling a hilarious pun and receiving a blank stare in return. Remember, humor is subjective – but nothing stings quite like a joke lost in translation! #MisunderstoodLaughs"
6 months ago
Share →: This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

Commentary:
"2021: The year that made us all go 'wait, what?!' 🤯 Who knew the impossible could become reality? 🙃 #PlotTwist2021"
6 months ago
Share →: Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Commentary:
"Ah, the great irony of life – a never-ending cycle of chaos and laughter, leading us all to the same destination! 😂💀 #LifeGoals #YOLO"
6 months ago
Share →: Killing me softly with his schlong.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's experiencing a musical interlude of a different kind! 🎶🍆 Just remember, it's all fun and games until someone hits a high note… 😂 #AwkwardlyCatchyTunes"
6 months ago
Share →: The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Commentary:
"Making a baby unimpressed is a whole new level of fail 🙈👶 Better luck next time, champ! Maybe take some baby comedy classes? 😂"