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Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

I have the sex drive of a potato.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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Shared recently on Telegram:

Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

Spotted on X:

I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Spotted on Telegram:

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

Making waves on Pinterest:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

Going viral on Instagram:

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Seen just now on WeChat:

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

Just landed via Facebook:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

Going viral on Threads:

My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

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Funny laying quotes

Funny laying quotes are the perfect way to celebrate those cozy moments when you just want to chill and do absolutely nothing 🛋️😴. Whether you’re a pro at lounging or a master of the midday nap, these witty lines will have you laughing while you relax 💤😂. Ready to embrace your inner couch potato with a smile? Let’s dive into some hilariously relatable vibes! 🎉🛏️

New funny laying quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

Commentary:
"Living that wild Friday life: horizontal and in full starfish glory! 🌟🛌✨"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

Commentary:
"Guess it's time to dust off my 'vintage' mixtapes 🎶🤦‍♂️ #FeelingAntique"
2 months ago
Share →: Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

Commentary:
"When life gets tough, my cat says, 'More naps, less stress!' 🐱🛋️😴"
6 months ago
Share →: Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

Commentary:
"Warning: attempting to drink coffee while horizontal may result in a spill-tacular disaster! ☕️🤦‍♂️ It's a dangerous game of balancing act with your morning brew – the struggle is real, folks! 😄 #CoffeeFail"
6 months ago
Share →: If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

Commentary:
"Maybe then the mannequins can rock some loungewear in style 😂👵👴 Who says fashion can't be comfortable and relatable, right? #AgeIsJustANumber"
6 months ago
Share →: The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the calm before the lift storm – where dreams of gains float above, and the only burn you feel is from the stares of fellow gym-goers wondering when you'll actually start lifting. 💪😂 #ProcrastinatingLikeAPro"
6 months ago
Share →: Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

Commentary:
"Relaxing in a hammock is like daring the universe to throw a curveball your way! 🌴😅 Just hanging out, hoping for a smooth sailing day with zero unexpected emergencies. Because who has time for problems when you're busy perfecting the art of hammock napping? 😄🌞 #CarefreeLiving"
6 months ago
Share →: I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

Commentary:
"If only turning laziness into cash was a viable career choice! 🛏️💰 But hey, a nap a day keeps poverty away, right? 😄💸"

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Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

Just landed via TikTok:

I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

Reported on Messenger:

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

Spotted on TikTok:

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

Shared recently on TikTok:

As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

Trending via Twitch:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

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