119 Funny little quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the eternal struggle of snack-deprivation vs snack-cravings! 🍿🍫 It's like a vicious cycle of snacking regrets and snackless despair! 😂 The snack struggle is real, my friend! Stay strong in the face of snack temptation! 💪🏼 #SnackAttack"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine going to the doctor's office and finding a trail of treats leading to the examination room! 🐾 Who says bribing with snacks only works on pets? 🍖😂 Maybe we should start a 'treats-for-patients' movement! 🏥 #DoctorVsVet"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a tiny umbrella when your drink is already making a splash! 🍹☔️ Your glass is full of attitude and moisture – no extra accessories needed! 😄💦"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

  Commentary:
  "Slow and steady wins the race…unless you're just aiming to be a little above the bottom! 😄🐢 Keep on climbing that ladder of success, one small step at a time! 🌟 #ProgressIsProgress"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

  Commentary:
  "Arguing with little kids is like going toe-to-toe with a tiny tyrant armed with sass and an endless arsenal of 'whys' 😂👧 Let the battle of wits with the pint-sized foes begin!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the healing power of cartoons! 📺✨ Who knew they could be the perfect antidote for dealing with the 'stupidness' around us? 🤪 Just remember, a little laughter goes a long way in any silly situation! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

  Commentary:
  "Life is too short to leave your Roomba feeling boring and underdressed! 🤖👗 Let's give that little robot some pizzazz and unleash its fashionista potential! Who says vacuuming can't be stylish? 💃✨ #FashionForwardRobots"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said medication couldn't be fun clearly hasn't seen me in action – humming, dancing, and organizing pills like a pro! 💊💃 Embrace the nutty side, it's the happiest one! 😜 #PillPoppingDiva"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

  Commentary:
  "Living in your own little world is not a problem when you're the beloved Mayor of that world! 🌍🤣"

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