Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Commentary:
“BRB, just realized the grass is neon back home! 🚀🌱✨”
6 months ago
Share →: If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of motherhood – where a full-body cast starts looking like a spa day 🧘‍♀️💆‍♀️ Take a deep breath, mama – relaxation comes in many forms! 😅👶 #MomLife #SpaDayOrERDay"
6 months ago
Share →: The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

Commentary:
"Yep, Ohio definitely looks like it's revving up to plow through some cornfields or maybe even challenge a T-rex to a race! 🚜🦖 #OhioIsReadyToRoll"
6 months ago
Share →: I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

Commentary:
"Who needs a superhero when you have someone swooping in with a binder clip just in time? 💼💥 Never fear, the Binder Clip Avenger is here! Just call for help, and this mysterious figure will magically materialize to save the day… or at least keep your papers organized! 🦸‍♂️✨"
6 months ago
Share →: I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

Commentary:
"When you have conversations with your dog and she gives you that 'are you for real?' look, you know who the real genius is in the room. 🐶🤪 #DogHumor"
6 months ago
Share →: I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the English spelling of 'diarrhoea' truly gives the impression that your vowels are on the loose! 🤣🇬🇧 Watch out, those vowels are running wild! 🏃‍♂️💨 #LostInTranslation"
6 months ago
Share →: When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

Commentary:
"Talk about reaching new heights even in the afterlife! ⛰️💀 Who knew Mount Everest could be the ultimate final resting place for those who aspire for greatness, even in death! 🏔️😄 #LifeGoalsInDeath"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Commentary:
"Ah, adulthood – where you collect chins like they're going out of style! 🧔🏻🧔🏻 Who needs just one chin when you can have two, right? Double the chin, double the wisdom… or so they say! 😂 #ChinUp"
6 months ago
Share →: Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

Commentary:
"Sure thing! Who knew reality could be so… well, real? 😅📸 #KeepingItReal #UnfilteredBeauty"
6 months ago
Share →: I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

Commentary:
Looks like this pup is living his best life in style! 🎩🐶 Who needs a fancy dinner party when you can have a doggo slaying in a tuxedo at the park instead? Talk about a paw-dorable fashion statement! 💃🐕