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12 Funny lord quotes

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
All I'm dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I'm a mechanic, please tell me.

All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, "the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!"

Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025