14 Funny lord quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

  Commentary:
  "Smells like fresh happiness with a side of sunshine! 😄🌞🙌"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, apparently it also throws in a side of emotional baggage. 🍋😅💔"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

  Commentary:
  "Praying for a more eco-friendly solution 🙏🚗 Who knew farting could be so productive? 💨😄 #NaturalGas #ProblemSolved"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

  Commentary:
  "When your partner thinks you need therapy, but you know all you really need is Frodo and Sam to get you through the day. 🧝‍♂️🧙‍♂️ #LOTRtherapy #ExtendedEditionForever"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

  Commentary:
  Oh, looks like someone signed up for the repair shop of life without knowing it! 🔧😅 Well, at least you're getting some hands-on experience in fixing broken souls. Just remember to stock up on some extra wrenches and a good sense of humor! 🤖😄 #LifeMechanic

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

  Commentary:
  "Lord, give me the serenity to accept the endless terms and conditions I blindly agree to, for they are as mysterious as my WiFi connection 🙏📄🚫 #TermsAndConditions #AcceptAndMoveOn"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone missed the memo on the whole 'free pass to heaven' deal… 💸🙏 Maybe they should have read the fine print! 😂 #HeavenlyFinances"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's mouth clocked in for work before their brain did! 😂👄 Sending thoughts and prayers for a speedy recovery from the sassy syndrome! 🙏"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, Gord forgive me! I hope He didn't take it personally… or maybe She did? 😅 When in doubt, just send up a prayer to the almighty Gord above! 🙏🏼✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

  Commentary:
  "Spice up your hugs with a dash of intrigue and a sprinkle of pure magic by whispering, 'the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!' 👀✨ Who knows, you might just summon some extra magical cuddle powers! 🧙‍♂️🤗 #HugGoals"

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