Funny quotes lord

12 Funny lord quotes

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

2 months ago

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

2 months ago

All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

3 months ago

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

3 months ago

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

3 months ago

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

3 months ago

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

3 months ago

Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

3 months ago

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

3 months ago

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

3 months ago

I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

3 months ago

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

3 months ago