17 Funny lord quotes

• Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

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• Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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  actually, character, emotional, emotional support, Gollum, humor, lord, Lord of the Rings, meme, precious, rings, support

• Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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  beautiful, blessing, cheerful, day, gratitude, humor, lord, nature, outdoors, positivity, smell, sunny, sunny day

• One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

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  broke, heartbreak, humor, i, irony, life, life struggles, lord, money, relationship, struggles

• Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

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  car, gas, humor, lord, prayer, put, request, stomach, take

• But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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  babe, culture, edition, emotional, emotional support, extended, extended edition, fandom, geek, geek culture, humor, lord, Lord of the Rings, movie, relationship, rings, support

• All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

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  broken, broken people, dealing, humor, lord, me, mechanic, people, tell

• Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

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  accept, acceptance, conditions, humor, i, irony, lord, me, prayer, read, reading, serenity, terms, wisdom

• Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

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  after, bills, every, finance, giving, here, humor, lord, month, monthly, paid, payment, price, struggle, us

• Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

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  attitude, humor, i, lord, me, mouth, office, oh, prayers, sarcasm, sass, today, work

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