Wordgag ツ

3 months ago
Share →: Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

Commentary:
Looks like love is no longer priceless, it now comes with a hefty price tag! 💸💔 Better start saving up or find yourself a love bargain during the next sale season! 😉 #LoveIsExpensiveNow
4 months ago
Share →: My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

Commentary:
Oh, the woes of adulthood! 😅💸 Who needs love when you can have a bank account that doesn't break your heart? 💔💰 #PrioritiesStraight #MoneyOverEverything
4 months ago
Share →: Tested positive for needing a kiss.

Commentary:
Looks like the results are in and the diagnosis is clear: a severe case of "kiss deficiency"! 💋 Time to prescribe some extra hugs and smooches to treat this ailment. Who knew that the best cure for a bad day was just a simple kiss away? 😘 #DoctorLove
4 months ago
Share →: “Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Commentary:
"Who needs roses and chocolates when all it takes is a simple 'Likes your story' to win your heart? 📖❤️ Romance in the digital age at its finest! 😄 #ModernLoveStory"
4 months ago
Share →: No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the delicate dance of love and brain development! Who thought a prefrontal cortex could be considered sexy? 😂 Better watch out for those fully developed ones, they can be intimidating! 🧠💕 #BrainyLove"
4 months ago
Share →: I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

Commentary:
"Finding someone who cares for you like Netflix cares about unauthorized account access is the real goal in life. 🕵️‍♂️🔒 Let's hope for a love that's just as vigilant and committed to our well-being! ❤️📺 #RelationshipGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

Commentary:
Looks like you've reached expert level in the art of solo living! 🏆 Who needs a "relayshaunship" when you can spell independence with ease? 🚶‍♂️💁‍♀️ Keep shining on your own path, spelling bee champion! 🐝🌟
4 months ago
Share →: The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of modern romance: swiping left on dating app users while secretly being one yourself 🙈. It's a classic case of 'I'm too good for this, but also where else would I find someone as awesome as me?' 😂 #TheStruggleIsReal"
4 months ago
Share →: Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

Commentary:
🍝 "Pasta: the ultimate comfort food that never ceases to amaze with its endless carb-filled possibilities! It's the love affair that never fizzles out. Who needs a soulmate when you've got noodles, am I right? 😋 #CarbLoverForLife"
4 months ago
Share →: I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

Commentary:
🌸🌱 "Spring came, saw the mess, and decided to take a rain check! Typical seasonal shenanigans." 🌧️🌷