35 Funny management quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

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