39 Funny management quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

  Commentary:
  "If only time wasted could be converted into dollars 💸… I'd be a billionaire by now! ⏳😂 #TimeIsMoney"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Later is the best time to do anything.

  Commentary:
  "Later is the best time to do anything…said every procrastinator ever! 🕰️⏳ Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow, right? Just remember, the early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets to sleep in! 😜 #ProcrastinationNation"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless struggle of doing nothing! It's a never-ending quest with no clear finish line in sight. Just when you think you've mastered the art of doing nothing, you realize that there's always more nothing to be done. It's a true test of patience and perseverance, with the ultimate reward being… well, nothing!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever came up with a 30-minute lunch break must have confused ‘break’ with ‘snack’! 🍔🕒😂 Maybe they were just hangry and needed a time-out for a full meal refreshment! Time to rethink those productivity-enhancing punishment tactics! ⏰🥊"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs anger management when you can just outsource the blame, right? It's all about efficiency – why work on yourself when you can just work on annoying others less?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

  Commentary:
  “I like to keep my schedule as empty as my fridge on a Monday morning – so if you want me to show up, give me a heads-up! My plan to do nothing is a serious commitment that requires proper notice!”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

  Commentary:
  Oh, you mean the art of doing multiple things at once and none of them well? 🤔🤣 It's the ultimate skill in appearing productive while secretly being a chaotic mess! 💼🔄 #MultitaskingMaster

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone hit the 'Meeting Snooze' button a little too often! ⏰💤 Who needs coffee when you've had 60k minutes of meetings to keep you wide awake? ☕️😴 Next time, let's save some trees and send an email instead! 📧🌳 #MeetingOverload"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, my children have a secret agreement with Time itself – the more rushed we are, the more interested they become in personal hygiene 🕒🚿 #RunningLateStruggles #ParentingLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

  Commentary:
  "Daylight savings is so last season! 💤⏰ Time to level up and invest in those precious rays! ☀️💰 Who knew sunbeams could be such a hot commodity? 😎💸 #DaylightInvesting"

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