59 Funny management quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

  Commentary:
  Under pressure? That's just a warm-up for my killer karaoke skills at "Bohemian Rhapsody"! 🎤😆👑

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  4 days ago

  Share →: For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

  Commentary:
  Mastering the ancient art of pause-play-procrastination! 🍿⏸️⏯️🚀

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

  Commentary:
  When the credit card company sees me at the checkout line, they should start playing the Rocky theme song! 🥦💳🥊

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  5 days ago

  Share →: My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

  Commentary:
  I'm convinced Time Travel exists, but only in my optimistic morning routine 🚀⏰😂

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

  Commentary:
  Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics 🏆🎬📺🎮!

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  1 week ago

  Share →: There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

  Commentary:
  Who knew laundry was a full-time job? I demand a raise! 🧺🤣🌞

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

  Commentary:
  When multitasking becomes a superpower, but nobody gets the cape. 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️💸

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

  Commentary:
  Being a rebel, one trash day at a time! 🗑️😎🦸‍♂️

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

  Commentary:
  Navigating adulting like it's an advanced-level video game and I accidentally skipped the tutorial 😅🎮📈

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

  Commentary:
  Procrastination level: Expert! ⏰😎 Why rush when you can embrace the thrill of last-minute genius? 🚀😂

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