94 Funny management quotes

• Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

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  1 week ago

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• My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

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  1 week ago

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• I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

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  1 week ago

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• The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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  1 week ago

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• Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

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  1 week ago

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• Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

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  1 week ago

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• I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

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  1 week ago

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• I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

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  1 week ago

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• I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

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  1 week ago

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• The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

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