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Funny marriage quotes

Sep 28
Share →: Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.
Sep 25
Share →: Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.
Sep 22
Share →: Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.
Sep 22
Share →: Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.
Sep 22
Share →: Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.
Sep 22
Share →: Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.
Sep 22
Share →: The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.
Sep 22
Share →: Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.
Sep 22
Share →: Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.
Sep 22
Share →: You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.