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People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

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My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

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I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

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“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

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People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

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Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

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Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

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I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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You are the Monday of my life.

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

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Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

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My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.

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When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

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Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

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A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

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I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

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I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

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I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

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I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

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Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

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And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

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