85 Funny meeting quotes

Funny meeting quotes bring a touch of humor to the often long and tedious world of meetings! 🗂️😂 From witty observations about office discussions to playful jabs at meeting culture, these quotes capture the lighter side of gathering around the conference table. Enjoy a laugh and make the most of your next meeting! 😄📅

The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of y…

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Meeting new people was not on my to-do list today! 🚗😅👋

We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next…

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Tasting the fine vintage of avoidance 2023; pairs well with procrastination pie! 🍷🗓️🎉

Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 18…

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Just waiting for someone to yell, "Bon voyage!" as I wave frantically at my laptop 😂🚢👋

Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a…

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Reverse time travel to dodge those 'Oops!' moments. 😂⏳🙅‍♂️

When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so f…

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That first impression could win an Oscar for Best Actor! 🎭🔥

Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attentio…

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When your calendar looks more like a game of peekaboo than meetings 🗓️👶✨

Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

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When you realize your weekly podcast playlist is just your team's meeting schedule 🤔🎧📅

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and…

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When your soulmate is just a Wi-Fi connection and twelve time zones away 😂🌍💕

This meeting could have been a cave painting.

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When you've gone from hunting mammoths to hunting for the unmute button 🦣😂🎨

This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

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Absolutely! "Finally, my calendar gets the break it desperately needed! 🗓️🥳🚫"