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When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

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“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

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When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

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Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

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I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

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If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

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The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

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Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

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I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

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Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

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IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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Funny mess quotes are here to add a splash of humor to your chaos-filled day! 🎉🙃 Whether you’re navigating a kitchen disaster 🍳 or untangling a work fiasco 📚, these witty words bring a smile to life’s little catastrophes. Perfect for sharing with friends or just chuckling to yourself, let these quotes remind you that sometimes, the best moments come from the craziest messes! 😂✨

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I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

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We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

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Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

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You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

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My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

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Live now on Twitch:

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Making waves on Discord:

Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

Shared recently on WeChat:

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

Just shared via Pinterest:

“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

Reported on Snapchat:

There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

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