Funny quotes mess

35 Funny mess quotes

I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

4 days ago

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

1 month ago

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

1 month ago

Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

1 month ago

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

2 months ago

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

2 months ago

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

3 months ago

Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

3 months ago

Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

3 months ago

I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

3 months ago

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

3 months ago

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

3 months ago

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

3 months ago

You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

3 months ago

Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

3 months ago

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

3 months ago

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

3 months ago

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

3 months ago

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

3 months ago

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

3 months ago