56 Funny mess quotes

• Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

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  40 minutes ago

  childhood, everything, humor, lick, mess, ownership, play, toddler

• My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

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  6 hours ago

  chaos, destroying, dressed, fashion, getting, getting dressed, humor, i, mess, room, time, toxic, toxic trait, trait

• Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

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  23 hours ago

  being, confession, got, humor, identity, just, mess, myself, personality, self

• Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

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  23 hours ago

  accident, bed, blanket, breakfast, cozy, crime, crumb, food, humor, mess, morning, scene, snack, where

• The shitshow must go on.

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  1 day ago

  chaos, humor, mess, motivation, persistence

• Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

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  1 day ago

  around, communication, email, every, frustration, humor, life, mess, message, office, office life, problem, reply, sarcasm, sounds, today, work, work email

• Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

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  1 day ago

  call, cause, definitely, glitch, humor, me, mess, system, technology

• I love one-pot recipes. So much less mess than when I was trying to cook things without a pot.

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  1 week ago

  cook, cooking, humor, i, kitchen, less, love, mess, much, one-pot, one-pot recipe, pot, recipe, things, trying

• Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

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  2 months ago

  advice, comparison, environment, grass, greener, humor, maybe, mess, over, perspective

• My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

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  2 months ago

  bedtime, charge, humor, i, life, mess, own, put, responsibility, self-control

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